I know I do a lot of stuff on, like, anime and stuff so this one has that same kind of feeling but some of these are from unknown people. All of these quotes came from the internet so I don't always know who wrote them but I did my best in trying to find ones that were funny and something that (hahaha no.) related to your zodiac. LOL yeah no I'm not that into this. Sorry but I'm kinda lazy. So. Yeah. Uhhhh here it is!
Aries - "Voldemort is after something. Something he didn't have the last time. A nose?" - UNKNOWN (LOL)
Gemini -
Taurus - "You can't see the whole picture until you look at it from the outside." - Trafalgar Law breadotaku
Cancer - "Starting tomorrow, whatever life throws at me, I make sure to duck so that it hits someone else!" - LOL yeah I don't know.
Leo - "Don't break anyones heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206." - Dunno.
Virgo - "That moment you run into a spider web and suddenly become a karate master." - I DURNT KNOW.
Libra - "Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on!" - Anonymous
Scorpio - "Oh, that's okay! Dreams aren't real, they're just mixed up movies!" - Pearl
Sagittarius - "It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces" - ANONYMOUS
Capricorn - "I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure." - Someone
Aquarius - "A person is not your best friend until they start eating all your food." - A human being
Pisces - "I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Kakashi Hatake
P.S. I know the Taurus one wasn't funny. Like, at all. But if you want a funnier one, here is another one by the same person "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, then ditch the fruit." Yeah I just put that one in because one of my friends is obsessed with him. Like, maybe unhealthily. But anyways, that was for them and their tag is also up there if you can relate to liking that character.
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Pop Culture Zodiac
Random*This is not for those who want a zodiac that is theoretically correct. This book is for everyone who wants a REALLY random zodiac book. If you want certain anime/manga/TV/random/etc. characters in this book, just comment and I'll try my be...
