making suga mad

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Jimin : jungkook let me love you

Jungkook : no fuck you

Jimin: MOM

Jungkook : no

* hears footateps*

Jungkook: oh man holy shit

Jin: what

Jimin: jungkook cussed two times

Jin: he did what

Jimin : he said fuck you and oh man holy shit

Jin: jungkook

Rap monster: what's with all the noise

Jin: are you teaching your son how to cuss

Rap monster : he's old enough

Jin: no he is a baby my baby you don't teach him that shit

Rap monster: he's turning 20

Jin: he will be what ever age I say he is and I'm saying he is a baby

Jungkook : look what you did

Jimin: I just want you to love me

J-hope : *appers by jimin* I'll love you *hugs him*

Jimin: GET IT OFF ME

Taehyung: what goes on

Jungkook : mom and dad are fussing jimin told mom I cussed and now mom is about to hit dad with a Mario toy

Taehyung : oh my god I didn't even think that was possible

Jungkook: oh my G-Dragon how did he shove that up there

Taehyung: why does he have two slices of bread

Jin: *slams rap monster head between two slices of bread* now what are you

Rap monster: i-I'm a idiot sandwich

Jin: that's right

* hears heavy footsteps*

Jin: shit I forgot he was sleeping

Suga: why the fuck is it so loud in here

*everyone gets to explain*

Suga: I don't give a shit about who did what now shut the duck up

Taehyung: don't you mean fuck

* suga throws something at tae*

Suga: don't correct me I know what I said now everyone go to sleep

Jimin: but it's only 7:00 o'clock

*gets something thrown at him*

Suga: well yeah now it's fuck you o'clock and now the time has also turned to I don't give a shit o'clock now go to fucking sleep o'clock or I'll fuck you up o'clock

Taehyung : I never seen him so mad

Suga: damn straight I'm mad you people fucking wake me up for some stupid ass shit i had to get out of my bed

Jimin: then go back to sleep

Suga: I'll go to sleep when all of you are in pain *grabs bat* who's first 

Jimin: I'm out

Jungkook: *already gone*

J-hope *been left*

Taehyung I'm not dying I'm out

Rap monster *crawls away hurt* I'm already hurt I don't need to get even more hurt * hits door and it breaks* shit

Jin * been gone since suga showed up*

Suga: damn straight be afraid

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