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Jin: *looks at everyone* alright you peasants you stay close to me you don't go anywhere else and if you want something raise your hand

Rap monster: does it look like I'm a child

Suga: the hell with this im out I could be home hugging my pillow.....no scratch that I could be with holly

Jin: *raises purse* are you two complaining

Jungkook: mommy

Jin: *looks back seeing someone trying to take jungkook* OH HELL NO GET YOUR UGLY SELF AWAY FROM MY CHILD *beats person with purse* no one touches my children ugly ass trying to give my kookie the ugly

J-hope: this is seriously no fun

Jimin: *hugging jungkook apologizing* I'm sorry I didn't save you

Jungkook: *sighs* I'm fine get off me

Taehyung: * takes jungkook* the golden kookie is mine

Rap monster: *sighs* can I just go sit in the car

Jin: fine but I want suga to go with you so you want break the car door like last time

Suga: lets go then maybe u can sleep and be with holly

Rap monster: your obsession with holly has gotten out of hand

Suga: your just mad cause holly can actually get love while your wife calls you a peasant

Rap monster: he does love me just in his own special way

Jin: yah j-hope stop dancing

J-hope: but I can't help it theey are playing ice cream cake

Jungkook: oh i want some

Jimin: I want cookies

Taehyung: *gasps* you monster that Jungkook family

Jungkook: wait I've been eating my own family *looks at Jin* Emmoa is this true

Jin: kook why would you be related to a snack

Jimin: "looks at someone getting cookies*MY KOOKIE

Jin: *sighs* why

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