The Ice Cream Fic (MISHA X JACOB SAGGYTITS)

The Ice Cream Fic

So it all began when Jacob was at magcon, he really wanted to see his old friend MattyB but Matty was busy pimpin' hoes and making more mony then both of your parents
combined.
When Jacob heard of this he was sad...
Very fucking sad
He loved Matty.. He always have... But Matty didn't love him back...
Jacob went to the park, he sat down, and tried to think..
"I PLAE POKYMAN GOE EVRYDAE" a beautiful voice sang... Jacob felt his heart beat flutter.. His ears felt blessed... It was the one and only... Misha..
Misha was jacob's internet crush.. Jacob was fanboying very hard on the inside "OH MY GOD MISHA IM YOUR NUMBER 1 FAN!!" Jacob exclaimed "Oh mee gad hey jacub" misha said... He was making eye contact with Jacob but his face was so twitchy jacob coylsnt tell, jacob looked like a tomato "y-you said my name... AHHAHA" Jacob laughed "ye um.. I have to goe... See yew later" misha was about to walk away but Jacob grabbed his hand "Misha no!" Jacob exclaimed "whet?" Misha said "b-but I love you.." Jacob said "da fuq yew retard i don't love yew I barely knoe yew" Misha said, annoyed "BUT I LOVE YOU" Jacob yelled "GET DA FUQ AWAY FROM MEH-"
...

Misha woke up... Everything was so blurry... He was on a bed... Actually.. Tied to a bed
"W-whet is happening?" Misha said
"Misha...you're awake" Jacob came out of nowhere, he was in his boxers "whet de fack am I doing here?" Said Misha "you're going to find out" Jacob said as he smiled his cancerous smile, Misha was fucking scared, Jacob ran to the kitchen... Misha heard the fridge's door open and close, Jacob came back with ice cream bars, "jacub whet r we doing?" Asked Misha "I said it and I'll say it again... You're going to find out" Jacob said, Misha realized he was fully naked, Jacob flipped Misha and then Misha felt something very cold and watery on his ass... It was an ice cream bar... He felt it slowly slide in his butthole.. The pain was unbearable...he could feel it melting in his ass.. Misha yelled and yelled but Jacob didn't stop.. He continued "PLZ STAHP" Misha yelled "NEVER" Jacob yelled back and slapped Misha and threw him on the floor "HELP-" Jacob slaps Misha again and throws an ice cream bar at him "YOU'LL NEVER GET HELP... WE'RE GONNA HAVE CHILDREN MISHA.. I EVEN PLANNED THEIR NAMES... THEY'RE GONNA BE STEPHANIE, SAM, AND ROLF JR."
Jacob yelled "WE CAN HAVE 70 CHILDREN AHAHAHAH YOU'RE MY WIFI WIFEY AND YOU'LL WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT" Jacob laughed uncontrollably, "PLEASE HEL-" Misha was cut off by a knife in his butthole "I said you'll never get help..." Jacob whispered to Misha's dead body
"I love you Misha..."
-THE END-

Well this is fucked up..
Isn't this considered child porn?
I swear to god Mona, your dad is gonna hit you with a flip flop