Author-chan: *waves* Hi, Reader-chan. If you're here, then it means that you finished reading the first One-Shot of this book, Undertale One-Shots. Did you enjoy it? I know I did. Here with me today is my commentary assistant host, Flowey the Flower.
Author-chan: Hi. Flowey, it's great having you here. So, what do you think about the previous chapter?
Flowey: It was honestly utter garbage. You sick freak! How could you write stuff like that?! It never happened! And you people reading this! Yeah! You! You're an even sicker freak for reading it!
Author-chan: But Flowey, I wrote it so people could read it! Duh. It's what we do here.
Flowey: So other people write smut like this, too?!
Author-chan: Of course!
Flowey: YOU'RE ALL SICK FREAKS!!
Author-chan: You just don't know what other people are saying about you. Anyways, if you've got nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all! Let's bring out our back-up guest who waiting in the back! Sans the Skeleton, everybody!
Sans: *comes out and sits down* Honestly what did I just read? Was this really me? Did you do another True Reset?
Author-chan: Uh..no. It's a fanfic, that I wrote.
Sans: Why?
Author-chan: *pissed* DOES NOBODY UNDERSTAND HUMAN CULTURE?!!! IT'S FOR EVERYONE!!!
Sans: Of course I don't get it! I'm not a human, I'm a piles of bones. But it could because of my empty skull.
Author-chan: Ugh. This is going nowhere.
Sans: This looks nothing like me anyways.
Author-chan: That's because, that's the category. There are different kinds of you in person other parallel universes.
Sans: Oh yeah? Who are they?
Author-chan: Anywa-- 💢
Sans: I haven't come up with any jokes. But I do have some sweet one-liners.
Author-chan: I like to see you come up with a sex joke right one the spot.
Sans: .....
Sans: You're right I can't.
Author-chan: ...! Really?
Sans: Why don't you c*m over here and find out.
Author-chan: I never should have asked.
Sans: C'mon. You don't like that? *Starts getting all handsy*
Author-chan: Stop! Sans!
Sans: *picks up Author-chan* I'll show just exactly what I can do. Maybe you can write a better book than what this is!
Author-chan: Put me down! Put me down! *Swings arms and legs*
Sans: Just let it happen. It's better this way!
Author-chan: If you don't put me down I'll reset this world!
Sans: And I'll still remember. *walks away while still holding Author-chan*
Author-chan: HEEEELLLPP MEEEE!!!!
Flowey: Haha. Don't you know? In this world, it kill or be ki--
Author-chan: SHUT UP!! OR I'LL CUT YOU DOWN LIKE A TREE!!
Sans: That's enough of that now.
Author-chan: Ahhh!!!! Nooo!
*screaming eventually dies down*
*it is now replaced with incoherent noises and other stuff 0//.//0*
Toriel: Do not worry, everyone. I was simply behind this camera the whole time. While Author-chan, sorts out her business with Sans in the Editor's Room, I will take her place.
Toriel: Thank you readers for reading the first chapter of Author-chan's Undertale One-Shots. If you have any requests, comment them down below.
REQUESTS? ANY REQUESTS, LITTLE WEIRDOS?
Toriel: Please. Be nice, no one here is a weirdo. In the human world, they say that it is okay to be who you are.
SORRY. METTATON, JUST ASKED ME TO DO THIS. IT BETTER NOT DOCK MY PAY FOR THE WEEK.
Toriel: Thank you for visiting us tonight, even though it so late. So please, vote, comment, and stay tuned for more One-Shots to come. Have a good night/morning.
Papyrus: Maybe we'll have better guests, like me for instance.
Author-chan: STOOP! I DON'T LIKE THAT!!
Sans: Gahh! Just relax. It's feels better that way.
*camera feed cuts out*
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Undertale One-Shots
De TodoUh.... Author-chan here ♡ You're gonna read my Undertale One-Shots! Filled with lemons, fluff, um.....angst...? Is that a thing? I don't actually know all the genres... Anyways, I don't actually own Undertale but I damn do wish I did. It belongs to...
