Next Step(being adopted by life-is-neverland)

Three

Maya's Pov

I woke up to A glaring Farkle. Did I do something? Why is he looking at me like that? It's like what?? Only 6 or something! OH Shittuh! Look at the size of that thin- you know what, whatever I'll just act dumb.
"Mmm! Whaaaat do you want Farkle?" I said before burying my head under the pillow.

"I have a stupid pimple right over here!" He pouted. I looked up to shed that he was pointing to the middle of his forhead. This kid is a stupid baby. Damn. He looks even more stupid because he's cross eyed right now trying to looks at his pimple.

"Wow!! Yeah I see it!! It's the size of your shitting head, I almost mistakened you for an alien when I woke up!" I tried but I couldn't keep a straight face so I started to crack up.

Farkle on the other hand looked like he was about to fight me. He took his pillow and threw it at me.

"Well , your for head is so big they call it...they call it....uhhhh"
He stuttered.
"Exactly what I thought, you don't have a come back, do ya?"

Farkle's Pov

"Hey why are you so emotional you act like you're preg-...Maya did you check on the tests yesterday?" Her eyes widened.
She ran to the bathroom. I was to lazy to get up so I just waited for her to get back.

A minute or so later

She came back in the room crying her eyes out. I hugged her.
"What happened Maya."

She smiled. "We're gonna be parents!" And let out a giggle.
I smiled to. Then I scooped her up, twirled her, and gave her the biggest kiss.
"I love you!" She says.
"And I love you." I replied.
She smiled, put one finger up, then
She put her hair up in a messy bun and went to the bathroom. You can hear all of the gagging noises she's making, and it sound horrible. I felt throw up in my mouth.
I'm gonna research how long this nausea is gonna go on. Because I don't think I could handle this.

It's been so so long like I've already watched a whole episode of American horror story. I decided to check on Maya. I was worried.
I walked into the bathroom and seen Maya is passed out on the floor so I woke her up...And she hit my nut sack. So my body decided to take a break and let out a high pitched laugh and then maybe lay down with Maya for a few.
"God Farkle don't do that!!" Maya groaned.
"I-It's o-o-okay " I stuttered in a high-pitched voice.

2 months later

We're in the kitchen cause Maya said she's hungry. I looked in the fridge.
"Noodles?" I asked.
"No" Maya said.
"How about Spaghetti?"
"Farkle honey, that's the same thing as Noodles" Maya rolled her eyes.
"Ok," she got up "let me look".
"Ok, you can look but I want sgetti!" I said.
I heated up the spaghetti and when I turned back around, Maya had this disgusting mound of food on a plate and I think I threw up in my mouth when I see her take a bite out of it.
"Babe" *Retches* "What the hell are you eating?" I say.
"Um, tomatoes, with ketchup,mayo, and wasabi or some green stuff mixed together. Then topped with whip cream. And then I mixed the orange juice with milk, it tastes sooo good baby you wanna try?" Maya answered.
"No.." I covered my mouth " I'm I'm good I'll stick with my spaghetti."

I just watched her devour that thing glob whole in 3 minutes. I don't know how to feel about that.

I know I know I know GUYSS WAY to long?! But it's just been very hard the past few months. Please all keep reading!!!Even if I make an update once every month. Again I'm sorry:(