Sting's an Idiot

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Natsu's POV

It's been three days since I slept with Gray (Not like that you dirty thinkers) and we haven't spoken since then. I'd be lying if I said I'm glad that I don't have to see that ugly mug he calls his face, because come on, we all know that sexy ass face is enough melt people's hearts, ironic becaus he's an Ice Mage. I was kinda hurt that he was ignoring me, and it was quite obvious he was, with the constant running away when he sees my face. Speaking of Gray I see him right now.

"Gray you bastard, why the hell have you been running away from me!" I yell at him, pissed off. He looks at me and panic flashes across his face. He turns around and runs, which only pissed me off more. I was so mad smoke almost came out of my ears. I started running after him. "Get your ass over here!!!" He glanced back at me, eyeswidening when he saw I was right on his heels, he ran faster. I, being the fastest person in the school, had no trouble catching up. I grabbed him and threw him into a wall. Yep, I was definitely mad.

"Oi Flame Breath what was that for!" Gray yelled at me. I glared at him. He looked down. "Is it because I've been avoiding you?" I growled response. He glared at me, "You know there's this thing called talking?"

"Yeah there's also this thing called food, but since your being a stubborn idiot I'm willing to not eat lunch right now," I reply, my stomach growled as to help support what I said.

"You should go on a diet," said Gray. I scoffed at him, "I am on one, a seafood diet, I see food and eat it." Gray rolled his eyes at me and muttered something about how all I thought about was food. I smirked and decided to do something I probably will regret. "I don't only think about food, I also think about you." I turned away and walked off, leaving Gray behind, forgetting why I pursued him in the first place. Little did I know Gray was standing there with the world's reddest face.

Sting's POV

"So if you do the distributive property before subtracting the 39 you should get 24. Sting are you listening?" asked Rogue. I snapped out of my daze and gave Rogue a smile,

"Yeah, I was." He looked at me with doubt,

"What did I say then?" I smirked,

"You were talking about how the story protrays Romeo as a villain. " Rogue sighed,

"Sting we're doing Math, and no it wasn't Romeo, it was Tybalt Capulet. Sting we aren't even reading Romeo and Juliet in class," my mouth formed an o-shape. So much for believing that I knew what he was talking about. "Sting if your not going to pay attention I'll leave."

"No! Hell no! Don't leave me! You wouve (love) me!" I cling onto Rogue, wrapping my arms around his waist. He rolled his eyes at me.

"Then are you going to tell me what you were daydreaming about?" I blushed, I may or may not have been daydreaming about Rogue and I getting married. "Let me guess, you and I were getting married," Rogue said bluntly. I let go of him in surprise.

"How'd you know!" He looked at me in surprise, before covering his mouth to contain the giggles that were spilling out of his mouth. I looked at him confused, "What? Do you think it's that funny?"

"No Sting, it's that, I was joking, but if were getting married your going to be the one in the dress," said Rogue as his laughing calmed down. I jumped up in retaliation,

"No way! You have silky long hair, a cute butt, a perfect curvey waist, an adorable face, you'd be a perfect bride!" I shouted, Rogue's face turned red.
"I have a cute butt? Have you been checking out my butt?" said Rogue. I grinned,

"And your fine white thighs too!" He gaped at me. He closed his mouth, unsure how to respond, his face was still red. While he was distracted I quickly leaned in and stole a kiss, "Now then Rogue, see you tomorrow!" I said, before jumping out his window. He watched me run away, touching his lips as the kiss still lingered in his memory.

At the Dragneel Household

"I'm so fucking embarrassed!" I cried out as I smashed my face into Laxus' pillow. Laxus looked at Natsu and I in pity.

"Why did I say that?! Oh gods, what if he knows about my crush on him now!" said Natsu, moaning (I didn't think dirty! Ok so maybe I did) into the teddy bear on Laxus' bed, which I have to ask about later.

"What did you dumbasses do?" Laxus asked, smirking at our pitiful states.

"Told Rogue he was sexy and kissed him." "I told Gray that I thought about him a lot." Laxus whistled,

"Wow, wasn't expecting that. But you go Sting! Getting a kiss on the first try! It took my third date with Freed to get a kiss. And Natsu, you could've done better." We glared at him,

"You aren't helping!" He shrugged, "Well what's done is done, you just have to wish for the best." We sighed, "But anyways, I overheard you a couple days ago, about having gay sex," we both blushed, "Well Sting you got the most basic parts, but you did miss a lot of information, gosh Sting your an idiot, what can a virgin know?" I glared at him,

"Well all the smut I read on Wattpad explains it pretty well!" He looked at me in pity.

"Yes Sting, but it's better if you got your information from a person who's done it," Laxus said, Natsu and I stared at him in shock.

"You've fucked Freed before!?" He smacked our heads,

"Why'd you have to put it like that?! And keep quiet will you, you do realize that there's a fanboy in this house right?"

"Too late, I heard everything," came a voice from the doorway. We all turned towards it, there stood Igneel, causally leaning against the door smirking. "Now then Laxus, care to share you vast knowledge on sex?" It was Laxus' turn to smirk,

"Why of course."

After Laxus' very descripted explaination

"Ears are bleeding! My innocence! That sounds painful! Oh gods the author really enjoyed your explaination! Why did Augustus have to die? Team Edward all the way!" Natsu and I shouted. Dad and Laxus looked amused at our performance.
"I ruined their minds now didn't I," said Laxus to Igneel.

"Yep," he replied, popping the p.

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Wow, I actually updated, can't remember if I actually meet the deadline though. Oh well, hoped you guys liked it, comment down below what you'd like to see happen next.
~Narwhal-sama

Narwhal: Sup guys! *Natsu and Gray hugs Narwhal* Whoa! What's going on!

Natsu:We're so proud of you!

Gray: You didn't procrastinate!

Narwhal: *tick mark appears on head* Well screw you too! For your information I have a lot of homework so be glad I managed to write!

Natsu: Homework? But your school doesn't give homework?

Narwhal: Well I'm taking high school classes because I'm smart unlike some people -coughNatsucough-

Natsu: What was that?! You wanna go Pervert?!

Narwhal: Who you calling a Pervert! I'll take you down faster then Gray can strip!

Gray: Oi don't bring me into this! You damn smartass

Narwhal: Why thank you for observing my ass! It's very nice now don't you think? But then again you probably think Natsu's is better

Gray: That's it, I'm taking you down! You aren't ruling over this world anymore! You can't spread this dirtymindedness no more! *Ice Makes Sword*

Narwhal: Oh yeah? Well too bad for you! I own this world! I'm the one who will decide your fate! I can decide whether you live or die! You cannot destroy me! *laughs evilly*

Natsu: What the hell is going on now?

Ok so guys quick note, I can't decide on how Gray or Natsu should confess to each other, if you have any suggestions please comment those and I'll make sure to give a shout out to whoevers idea I decide on. Also I'm in a musical so it might be hard to update, but I will try though.

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