Bungou Stray Dogs X Reader One-shots

BSD Messages

This is like a boyfriend scenario thingy, ENJOY!

Dazai

Bandaged geek: hey Y/n!

Sweet beauty: what do you want 😑

Bandaged geek: it that anyway to talk to your lover?😛

Sweet beauty: well you ditched me at work so I to deal with Kunikida' bitch fit, then on top of that I had to do all your paper work, and then to make my day even better it rained and I forgot my umbrella 😢

Bandaged geek: I am so sorry love, I promise I will make it up to you 😰

Sweet beauty: I want you to start with finishing your own work

Bandaged geek: that's fair enough 😐

Sweet beauty: and then I want you to apologize to Kunikida for bailing today

Bandaged geek: BUT HE'LL KILL ME! 😨

Sweet beauty: Dazai 😠

Bandaged geek: But Y/n!

Sweet beauty: fine no sex for a month, unless you apologize

Bandaged geek: yes ma'am 😔

Sweet beauty: good, then I want you to come over tonight and snuggle me

Bandaged geek: Yes ma'am! 😋

Sweet beauty: your such a weirdo

Bandaged geek: your weirdo 😘

Atsushi

Angel: Atsuuushi 😵

Sweet thang: yea Y/n? 😃

Angel: I'm booored!

Sweet thang: well what do you want to do?

Angel: you 😋

Angel: Atsushi?

Angel: Atsushi!?

Angel: I was just joking come back to me my sweet cinnamon roll!

Angel: I love you!

Sweet thang:....I love you too, but please dont ever say that in public

Angel: can't promise anything! 😇

Kunikida

Four eyes: Y/n can you please change my name 😑

Annoying cutie: Awww why? 😦

Four eyes: don't act like you don't know the damn reason!

Annoying cutie: fine! I'll change your name to KuniDazai!

Four eyes: fine!

Four eyes: WAIT NO!!

Annoying cutie: lol I was just kidding!