Bungou Stray Dogs X Reader One-shots

BSD Vines

What even is this? I don't know but their in RaNDoM order so ENjOy!

Kunikida

"Ok class where gonna do some squats" Kunikida instructed

"But coach we already did squats" you said tired

"Y/n what did I say..…drop that ass"

Vine from: Dope Island

Dazai

"Disney pranks with friends" Dazai said into the phone

"I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD~" Dazai sang while scooping you though the window making you scream from surprise

"Did that really just happen?" Naomi asked giggling

Vine from: Thomas Sanders

Chuuya

You had a bibi gun and walked into the living room without Chuuya noticing, you started filming with your phone

You shot up in the air making Chuuya jump and fall off the couch

"THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!"

Vine from: NA (not available)

Atsushi

"Y/n I just sold my soul for aids!" Atsushi said coming in

"What the hell is wrong with you?" You said staring at him

".........I got aids"

Vine from: Dope island

Akutagawa

"So I was thinking and I think we should get married" you said

"Um ok but I have to propose first" Akutagawa said looking at you weirdly

"Well what if I propose?" You suggested

"Well I would say no"

"And I would kill you so" you said pulling out a gun

Vine from: Dope island (a lot of Dope island vines)

Ranpo

You where trying to put Ranpo in the car but he was refusing

"Ugh what's the fucking point in me bringing you out!?" You said still struggling to get him in your vehicle

"So I can catch a fucking Scyther!!" He yelled

Vine from: idubbzzz (idk if I spelled it right but I saw it on vine but it was a video clip)

Tanizaki

"Hey babe can you hand me a water?" Tanizaki asked his back facing you

"Sure" you said tossing the a bottle of water, right when he turned around he karate chopped it on the ground

"Babe! I said hand me, that was very dangerous" he said in a feminine voice

Vine from: NA (not available)

Kenjii

"Someone help!" You yelled as someone stole your purse

"I got you!" Kenjii yelled he ran near a wall and did a back flip

"He got away!"

"Yea but that back flip though"

Vine from: King Bach (?)

I couldn't think of anything else sorry, maybe if you give me some ideas I'll add more NIGHT!