Me: sup Ben
Ben: yo
Me: ben i need dating advice
Ben: y you asking me?
Me: because your the guy who brings a girl home every week for heavens sakes Ben!
Ben: how do you now?
Me: THE F$#% BEN IM THERE EVERY TIME YOU BRING A GIRL HOME AND YOUR VERY LOUD AT NIGHT!
Ben: why are you there at our house in the middle of the night?
Me: because i sometimes stay late with masky and hoodie you
duma$%.Ben: why u stay late with masky and hoodie?
Me: because they are my friends Ben AND DO NOT GET ANY IDEAS FROM YOUR PERVERTED BRAIN OF YOURS
Ben: to late
Me: i hate u...
Ben: naw you no ya love me. Come on just say it i know you want to
Me: I DO NOT LOVE YOU BEN.
Me: you perverted sick twisted idiot
Ben: naw you still love me tho
Me: f$#% u Ben
Ben: u still love me even if you wont say it ya still do.
Me: thats it im coming for you with hoodies gun!
Ben: try me Bish >:)
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