me texting Ben (dating advice gone wrong)

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Me: sup Ben

Ben: yo

Me: ben i need dating advice

Ben: y you asking me?

Me: because your the guy who brings a girl home every week for heavens sakes Ben!

Ben: how do you now?

Me: THE F$#% BEN IM THERE EVERY TIME YOU BRING A GIRL HOME AND YOUR VERY LOUD AT NIGHT!

Ben: why are you there at our house in the middle of the night?

Me: because i sometimes stay late with masky and hoodie you
duma$%.

Ben: why u stay late with masky and hoodie?

Me: because they are my friends Ben AND DO NOT GET ANY IDEAS FROM YOUR PERVERTED BRAIN OF YOURS

Ben: to late

Me: i hate u...

Ben: naw you no ya love me. Come on just say it i know you want to

Me: I DO NOT LOVE YOU BEN.

Me: you perverted sick twisted idiot

Ben: naw you still love me tho

Me: f$#% u Ben

Ben: u still love me even if you wont say it ya still do.

Me: thats it im coming for you with hoodies gun!

Ben: try me Bish >:)

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