Me: hey tobes
Toby: hi
Me: no
Toby: no what?
Me: just no
Toby: well what is it!?
Me: no you just cant ok? No!
Toby: da h£ll
Me: NO!
Toby: WTF
Me: MEOW B!€H!
Toby: yep your crazy
Me: Heheheheheheh
Me: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
FLAP ALL DA TABLES!
Toby: OMG MERCY NO PUT THE TABLES DOWN
Me: B!€H DO I SOUND LIKE I CARE
Toby: no......
Me: WELL I DONT GIVE ONE SHITE
Toby: *backs away slowly*
Me:┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) happy know?
Toby: very
Me: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ) im tempted
Toby: dont do it
Toby: no, dont do it!
Me: ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
F#CK YO TABLES!
Toby: mercy are you drunk?
Me: NO
Me: YES
Toby: what did you drink?
Me: VODKA B!€H
Me: HEHEHEHEHEHEH
Toby: *facepalm*
Me: F×€K THIS IM GOING OUT TO KILL BIOTCH!
Toby: *sigh* ill get Tim
Me: NO
Toby: why not
Me: BECAUSE I LOVE HIM
Toby: what......
Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Me: NOCHO BIZ BISH
Toby: yea you need to stop drinking so much
Me: BISH I DO WHAT I WANT!
Toby: yea im going to get slendy
Me: MEH (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
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