Smol Bebe

Keemler

    "FUck" Exclaimed Keemstar, watching the amount of dislikes skyrocketing in his new video. He had just reported on the twitter drama between the fabu youtuber, Tyler aka BlurryBoi666, and His smexy boyfrand, Josh aka KawaiiDrummer42o.

"Trip into a fire keem, No one likes you or your stupid videos."

"kys fgt"

"Wait does this guy still exist??"

Killer Keemstar kept scrolling through the comments, contemplating life. Until he saw a comment from the god himself, BlurryBoi666. Keem must have read the comment 492076 times.

"Hey you adorable gnome! Thanks for getting the word out that Me and Josh are DUN hahah ;~)"

Keem's face turned bright red, He had been holding onto his secret love for tyler for a year. When he found out that Joshler was over he just had to report it. (a/n this is painful) After thinking it through for a few minutes, he decided to reply to the comment.

"+BlurryBoi666 Thanks for the support ;~) dm me on Instagram is you want to talk more <3"

~~Oops my ass slipped and hit the time skip button~~

After 2 days, Keem had finally given up on his fantasy about him and Tyler flaunting through a field of flowers. In such sadness, he had decided that the best thing to do was drink his life away.

Until he got an Instagram notification.

BlurryBoi666: "hey, sorry for not msging you earlier, id love to talk to you more though ;~)"

NewsForever: "same, what are you doing right now?"

Keem didn't exactly know how to talk to his crush. Before all of his crushes that actually talked to him only talked to him when they rejected him. But he didn't want Tyler to know that, so he settled for the small talk.

BlurryBoi666: "Well, I don't think that's very appropriate for a smol bean like u ;~)"

A confused Keem blushed at the nickname he had been given. He was too innocent to know what he was talking about, but he wouldn't let Tyler know that.

NewsForever: "Whatever it is, I can handle it."

BlurryBoi666: "Fine but you asked for this"

GnomeStar stared at the picture for 3 minutes straight. Even though he's not straight. It was a picture of Tyler in a Skimpy bunny costume. The only parts it was covering was the crotch and man nipples. killrKmeme felt himself getting aroused the longer he stared.

BlurryBoi666: "Wanna see more?"

Keem panic(! at the disco)ed. He did want to see more, but he was too embarrassed to say that, or anything for that matter. He screamed into his pillow for a bit, then just as he was about to say yes he got another message from Tyler. Tyler had realized that he should probably change the subject. He didn't want Keem to be embarrassed.

BlurryBoi666: "that's what ill be wearing for Halloween, isn't it cute? ;~)"

NewsLover79: "Yeah it is, are you going to a party or something?"

BlurryBoi666: "no just a meetup, you should come ;~)"

ITellTheTruthAbtNews: "Oh, I probably will, just give me the info"

BlurryBoi666: "Oh, Its at 69 Dead forest Ave at 4:20."

MyBeardIsSmexy: "Okay I'll be there ;~)"

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A week had passed since The last time Keem and Tylr had talked. Keme didn't know if he was still invited for the Halloween meetup, but he really wanted to go, so he put his makeup and high heels on and went shopping for a cute Halloween costume.

After shopping at 79000 different stores, Keem had Finally found the perfect costume. He decided to cosplay as hatsune miku, and he thought that it worked perfectly with his beard. He smiled as he checked himself out in the mirror. He lived about 30 minutes away from 69 Deadforest ave, so he rushed out the door at 3:55.

The Place was full of rainbows and gayness. It reminded kEem of his uncles vagina. He pranced toward the food and admired all of it. Just as he was about to grab a cup of some unknown drink, he felt his thigh getting caressed by a hairy hand. He turned around to see, not a rapist, but Tyler.

Then they fucked and lived happily ever after the end.