Warning: there are hints to swears in this chapter so if you are young or swearing sensitive skip this one :)
Knock knock
Ding Dong Ding Dong
Rattle Rattle
"Hey, Si are you home?" Spencer calls from the door "Si, hello? Meh, guess she's at Abbie's. More ice cream for me then"
Abbie and I are waiting in the closet in the hallway waiting for Spence to go to his room. So far the only things that have happened are Spencer coming in the house, Spencer ranting to himself how good cookie dough ice cream tastes, Spencer putting on the fault in our stars, Spencer crying about the fault in our stars and this...
"I mean at least monkeys can swim but why the giraffe oh Lesley poor poor Lesley." He whimpers and dramatically raises a hand to his forehead "I mean he's nice but think about the poor orphan children oh the poor poor orphan children having to face the world." He rants and fakes sobs about this for like 15 minutes straight. Luckily I videotaped it all, this will come in handy for when I need to blackmail him.
After he is done sobbing about orphan children he finally begins to climb the stairs and I know that it is PRANK TIME !
He walks into his room and my heart starts to race. Abbie holds my hand tight while we get ready to stifle our laughter.
Splodge.
Splat.
"SIERRA YOU -beep- ING SPAWN OF SATAN. ARE YOU -beep-ING KIDDING ME YOU -beep-. OH, YOU HAVE IT COMING AT YOU SIERRA WILLIAM GRAY JUST YOU WAIT AND WATCH" he screams stomping into the shower only stopping to grab some clothes
I'm guessing.
As soon as the coast is clear we rush into the room to prepare step two of the prank. I grab the spare key to Spence's room and happily unlock the door. I, hastily remove the plastic wrap on the floor and put on another, clean layer.
"So, now what are you planning to do ?" Abbie asks. I reply with a small smile and smirk to my heart's content.
"I, the lord high queen of pranks am going to turn spencer into a live pink glitter chicken. You may bow down now child." I say looking directly into one of the cameras doing a faux curtsey.
"Let's do it, what do you want me to do?" Abbie says ready at my command
"You get the locks on his cupboard while I go exchange his clothes for this chicken costume " I run off into the box room that leads into Spencer's bathroom. I quickly swap all his clothes for the costume and bolt because I hear Spencer opening a shampoo bottle.
A string of colourful curses leaves his mouth probably because he realised his shampoo was not shampoo but dye.
" -beep-ING ORANGE! OF ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW YOU CHOOSE ORANGE ! WHAT DEVIL'S REINCARNATION ARE YOU -beep-ING -beep- SIERRA!!!" He yelled from inside the bathroom
He still hadn't seen me yet and thank the good lord he hadn't. It looks like those locks would come to better use tonight when protecting me from his wrath.
I ran back in the room to quickly hang up the bucket of glue into the preset wiring and handed Abbie two preloaded paint guns.
"This one is glitter and this one is eggs. I have another two, one with feathers and one with eggs we'll wait for the glue then the feathers. Once that has sunk in I will start with the eggs and you follow pursuit and once he's soggy you go with the glitter and I'll take a few pictures for further blackmail I mean I'm going to need a way to stop him from beating me up"
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Stuck in the MIDDLE of a PRANK WAR (on hold)
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