Sollux x Troll~Reader [Kissmesis Lemon?]

Alright, so this is just the FIRST part, so no lemon yet fangirls  don't get your hopes up so fast... Im planning on doing about 4-5 parts I don't know, so this is just a prologue? Yeah, prologue! But Im putting this as mature content just incase any of you faggots want to ban me, aight? aight.

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[READER] ===> Wake up.

My eyes blurted open as the sound of my alarm clock blared out in its annoying tone. I breathed in and let it out slowly as I shut the alarm off. I wanted to just lay there in my recuperacoon, soaking up the slimy green goo, but I had things to do as in being a derp on my computer…

I blinked my eyes and shoved out of my coon. Just as I set foot into the shower my phone rang out in its embarrassing song which I secretly loved I sighed and looked at the glass screen of my iTroll, I could feel my own face flush with relief as I read the screen… I was my best friend Nepeta!

I instantly answered, not really caring how early it was, im always up for a conversation with her, she is so fun! I proceeded to answer the phone…

[NAME]“Hey Nepeta whats cookin? “

[NEPETA]“Hi [NAME]! can I ask you a question? “

[NAME]“Of course! “

[NEPETA]“Can you meet me at the park at…. Lets say thr33?

[NAME]”Uh… sure, but whats the meaning of all of this? “

[NEPETA]”oh you knooow…. Just something!! Eheheh~ “

            The certain suspiciousness in her voice was intriguing, but Ill just roll with it for now……

[NAME]” so uh, ill guess Ill see you there? “

[NAME]” at three? “

[NEPETA] “Yep! I purromise I will see you there! “

She hung up. ‘Dear gog what have I gotten into THIS time!?’ Nepeta always liked to do these weird things, one time she tried to get me to dress in drag and walk around all day talking like dudes, and another time we wore ball gowns and went rollerskating… that sure didn’t end well….

I sighed out loud and stepped back into the shower and flipped on the water.

[READER] ===> Hurry up already.

I literally jumped when I looked at my shriveled, gray, fingers and realized how long I was in the shower. Probably two hours… Jeeze, now I remember why I wake up so early, my showers were too damn long. I scurried along, finishing up with a [Favorite scent] scented shampoo and checked out of there, towel drying my body and hair.

I dressed in my usual [WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR FANTROLL WEARS] and exited the closet and glanced at my husktop… Someone was trolling me….

I sat down and found it was just my Moirail. I plumped down in my huge comfy swivel chair and scooted towards the husktop.

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling trollianTag [TT]

[AG]: hey [NAME]!!

[AG]: [NAME]??

[AG]: [NAAAAMEEEE]????????

[TT] : what?

[AG]: [NAME]!! Finally! I thought you died! :::;)

[TT]: Why would I be dead I was just in the shower good gog

[AG]: hey! Calm down I was just worried!

[TT]: oh ok, thanks for being worried but OBVIOUSLY im fine

[AG]: I can seeeeeeee that!

[TT]: ok whatever what did you need?

[AG]: nah, I didn’t need anything I was just saying hi :::;)

[TT]: are you fucking kidding me

[AG]: hah nope! 8yeeeeeeee!!~

arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling trollianTag [TT]

I probably facepalmed so hard right then and there, shes lucky shes my Moirail or she would’ve gotten a good meet up with her face and my fist...

I rolled back in my chair glancing at the clock, ive still got plenty of time to spare till I meet up with nepeta at the park… guess ill just sit here like a derp

[READER] ===> Be the psiioniic douche bag.