******phils pov******
i have always wanted a pet but dan doesnt think im responsible enough. so this morning i woke up really early to go to the pet shop and get a pet.
whilst i was at the pet shop Becky came up to me and stroked my wenis. I felt very violated, but in return she said in a sensual voice " smooth wenis PHILLY BOI!!, follow me i will get you a pet" so i followed Becky down out to the back of the shop and thats when Jessica came out. Jessica the love of my life. but the bitch that was becky turned around to her and yelled " ya fuckin' slut bitch go do ye job, or read the new mclennon fic"
Jeese becky is so mean DA FUCK is Mclennon anyway???
Becky interupted my train of thaught and said "OI PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP, What hedgehog do you want?"
i didnt know what to look for in a good hedgehog so i said the one eating popcorn in the back corner that is having an existencial crisis please.
Beck gave me the hedgehog and warned me he likes being touched alot and he likes weni, i wasnt bothered i would love to stroke his spikey spikes that could possibly kill me. but what should i name it?
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The Hedgehog fic (PHAN)
FanfictionWhen Phil Gets a new pet hedghog and the hedgehog gets a little bit to touchy with phils wenis dan gets a bit jelous and wants some wenis action to. But how far will dan go just to get some wenis action?
