Vintage's Random Book Of Random

Story Time :D

I'm bored. Let's share some stories!

Turtles and Cliffs

Okay so over the weekend, my family (aunts, uncles, grandparents, ect.) went to Gatlinburg for the Battle At Bristol.

I was sitting in the cabin one morning, on my laptop doing whatever, when a turtle is shoved in my face.

A turtle.

I jumped and turned around, to see my cousin standing behind me. I asked him where he got the turtle as I took it from him, and he said the woods.

I asked where my brother was, because they were exploring together. His answer?

"Oh, he fell down the cliff."

ಠ_ಠ

That was my face.

We raced outside, and sure enough, my little brother was standing at the bottom of the cliff, waving with the biggest smile on his face.

Drarry

When I was in fifth grade, I was reading a Drarry (Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter) fanfic in class. I had finished the assignment, and had snuck my phone under my desk.

There was one particular line where Draco whispered in Harry's ear flirtatiously (is that a word?). I read it to my friend, a fellow Potterhead and Drarry shipper, and we giggled.

Suddenly, I heard a whisper in my ear, saying "Drarry is life". I turned around.

My teacher was standing behind me, leaning over my shoulder, reading my phone.

Then she patted me on the back and left like a boss.

Pencils

In my class, at each table, we have a basket full of pencils, scissors, glue, stuff like that, you know?

All the pencils are in a cup, and me and my friends Angel and Isaac were grabbing a few and tossing them back in from a distance, to see if we can get any in.

Angel and Isaac did pretty good, while I didn't get a single one in.

Once, I grabbed a particularly sharp pencil, and try and throw it. Angel had gotten up to get something, and was now walking back. Not paying attention, I threw the pencil.

The pencil bounces off the rim of the cup, right into Angel's crotch. He fell sideways, somehow ending up underneath the table beside us.

Isaac, Kaylee, and I were laughing so hard we couldn't breath XD

Well that's all I got. Maybe I'll make a part two! See you guys later!

~Vintage