Commanders of Chaos

Percy Eats Japanese Cutlets

A/N: Sorry for the cliffhanger last chapter. But it will be revealed this chappie and tell me if you want any lovey~dovey stuff. I'm not good at it but if you want ill try.Dedicated to @Apple11112



Jason POV


Dude that stuff is violent! The only one excited by the unstopping fire was Leo, who went crazy. he ran around singing peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly while we struggled to avoid the flames and get out of the inferno.

We managed to get out with help from a certain crazy elf. He walked in front clearing out the fire as we stumbled through the clearing in the garden of fire.

We reached outside only to see Annabeth staring in shock at us. Percy rushed to aid us as I fell into a dreamless faint.

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I woke up to see all the survivors huddled up together. Hey, Reyna had arrived to the party! Wait, when she's there you cant have a party. So she arrived at the ,lets say............ board room conference?

I jumped up and as i was about to say 'Count me in!' i fell flat on my face into a pile of...........CENTAUR DUNG!

Chiron! I screamed. He apologised,looking guilty. Chiron never poops. Outside the toilet. Whats happened today?

He says he the toilet was full so he pooped on the floor by mistake. I rushed into the toilet and washed up.

I came back out and heard what Annabeth was saying. She figured out who it was who burned the camp down. Fine camps down. it is-

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Percy POV


Its Order! Order is the one who destroyed camp. at the start of the universe, there were two forces, chaos and order. Out of Chaos was born Order and out of Order was born Chaos. i don't get the na- WHOS THAT!

I ran up to him, my sword out. he just chuckled. I growled. he just touched my sword and it went flying and embedded itself in a tree. I stared at him in shock. then i asked him, who are you?

he said "I am Chaos" in a deep, silky voice which sounded vast for some reason. He was dotted with thousands of stars and had a swirling blue whirlpool on his shirt where his heart should be.

i asked him," Whats up with the names?"

he said,more mumbled," Stupid brother, had to be born first. Sure, it's humorous to be named the opposite way. I'm Chaos and your order. wow" ( Note the sarcasm)

he repeated that in a louder voice to me. he then asked me," Have u contacted the gods?"

i was about to say ,"no?" when Annabeth said,"yes, we tried but we couldn't reach them." Chaos smirked. He whispered to himself but I was able to hear. He said," Typical Gods."

I smirked along with him. He noticed me then grinned. Chaos then asked us," I have an offer for you. Join my army. Get new powers. Get new life. Chaos's army. Join today!"

We laughed and then requested for a moment. He obliged. We huddled together and discussed. In the end, we agreed. He smiled and then transported us. To a different planet.

Annabeth POV

Are we standing on jelly? No, it's silicon. Okay fine, but in this colour, shouldn't it be a powder! Well, he is Chaos. He led us into an obsidian black great mansion. Food was laden on a table that was fit for an Olympian.

He beckoned us to the table.. He told us to dig in. We all ate. I noticed something weird on the table. It was a Japanese Cutlet. Me, being the curious person I am, wanted to try it. But u wanted to be safe. So I made the one-and-only Seaweed Brain eat it. His reaction was truly super hilarious.

First, he started sweating. Then he started panting. His face became red. Then he screamed. Then he......well, you get the point.

I was laughing along with everyone else. Chaos was literally roaring in laughter. Even Chiron was laughing. It was hilarious.!

A/n: Sorry for the short chapter. I thought it was a good place to stop. Thanks to everyone who commented last chapter. You rock!
Oh yeah I forgot the disclaimer: Me no own.

I'm still thinking about a motto sorta thingy.....

-rhinoceros_petrol

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