Barry B. Benson X Donkey from Shrek

The Meeting.

It was a dark day, Donkey was in his best clothing. He had hoped to get lucky tonight. He was heading down to he old tavern, when he was stopped by a hooker. It was one of Shrek's children. He politely declined, knowing he would be charged for child molestation. Why didn't he just do it with his wife? I don't know. Just bare with me, I'm building a plot here. Donkey walks into the tavern, and gets a drink. He suddenly sees a fine liking lady. Of course, he saw her from behind. She had a big butt, with something sticking out of her butt. What a slut, donkey thought to himself. "Hey hottie, you left your butt plug in a bit too far out." The drunken girl, with beautiful short hair, was wearing a striped dress. Black and yellow. No, yellow and black? You decide. She looked drunk. "What?" She stumbled, and fell into donkey's arms just like they do in the animu.  Donkey blushed, not because he had a bit too much to drink, but because he saw her big, beautiful, brown eyes. She spoke in a stutter, "I'm so s-sorry. I think I had a bit too mu-*burp* much..." Donkey chuckled. He was planning on how he could take advantage of this beautiful girl. "Can I but you something?" She smiled, picking her self up from donkey's arms. "Sure."