"So when are you two getting wed?" England asked
".......no" Canada said
"When?"
".......mum please"
"When?"
"Mum"
"Wheeen?"
"Mum stop"
"Yeah when? Prussia asked
"..........."
"Matthew?"
"Yes"
"Will you marry the most awesome person in the world?"
"Really?"
"Yeah?"
"Yes. Yes I will. I really will"
"<3"
"<3"
Prussia then kissed Canada on the lips and Canada blushed.
"Okay come on"
"But I wanna go into the syrup store"
"No"
"Pleeease"
"No"
"Pleeeease"
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooo"
"Why"
"No. We're going home"
"Nooo please"
"No"
"Please mum"
"No. Lets go. Hey Prussia now that you're marrying Mattie, you can live in our FACE manor"
"Oh sick! A mansion!" Prussia said
"I guess" Canada said
"Hahaha now America has to get married" England said
"........who would marry Alfred?"
"Hahahahahaha"
".......heh......." Canada giggled
"Yeah.............."
"......Can we go in there? Just for a little while?"
"No"
"Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy" Canada said and walked into the store anyways.
"Oh fuck you Matthew"
"Only I can" Prussia said
"I heard that" Canada said from inside the store
"Oh shut up" England said and went in after him.
"Ooh, this one's nice"
"Mattie come on" England said and Canada bought 25 gallon bottles.
"Coming" he said, running out of the store, holding 3 giant bags in each hand.
"Oh my god"
"Syrup is expensive"
"So? It's special British syrup"
"Uh you do know--"
"Lots of places have different syrup. All delicious. Except America's. Don't buy his syrup"
"Ugh. It's over 40 pounds. For one of the gallons"
"So"
"That's 1000 pounds"
"So"
"THAT'S EXPENSIVE"
"It's syrup"
"So? Come on were going"
...
"We need to have a family dinner" England said, driving them home
"Can I pour syrup on mine?"
"No"
"Too bad I'm pouring syrup on mine"
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Bad Touch Trio and Mattie
FanfictionThe btt goes to the bar and Matthew has to pick them up. They play some truth or dare. PRUCAN, some Franada, FrUK, Spamano, Geritaly (mentioned), USUK (a little bit)
