This Is My Life If I Had One

~Few Stories To Being With~

Chapter 1

SCHOOL

When my school was made,director said:
Hey lets put all homophobic parents kids in here!
And others were like:
Yeeeee les do dat shit
And than smol gay bean said:
but I want to be educated and treated equally to others no matter of my sexuality
And others were like:
Nuuuuuuu
W gunna kill yah
And smol bean didn't survive.
The end.

UNICORN

So we all now about horsie.
Nu nu nut  da horse.
Ho-rs-ie.
So horsie was different.
He was born a gurl
But he felt liek he needs something.
So horsie wanted to discover.
He found out about •internet•
So horsie felt liek he is missing soemthing
So he grew a dick on his forehead
The End

RABBITS

Why rabbits doesn't have short ears and long tail?
They would be squirrels.
Ba dum tits

So to start story.
Rabbits were big.But their balls/boobs were too heavy.
Oh nuuuuu,rabbits said,wht r w gunna do now?!
So they said,
Let's cut em off
So since rabbits are smert
They did it.
And we didn't want their dismembered body parts to go waste.
And that's why are we hanging our "socks" for Christmas and wait for presents.

The End.

SONG

This is song
Not horsie's dong
Even tho it's long
It's just a song
So when you thought
Horsie dong
You were wrong
Again
It's just a song