ShrekXBarrythebee

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  Barry POV

I'm sorry.... That's the last thing I heard from him. Those two words float through my head daily. It haunts me... I left him exactly 2 years ago. Last I heard about him was that he married a princess and had 3 kids with her. I'll just cut the bs and tell you what happened.

Work had just finished and I eagerly collected my things to leave. Shrek had always been the highlight of my day, I was always so eager to see his handsome face. We were so different yet so similar. He was a million times my size, but the sex was still good. He was really into anything Viking related and I wasn't, but I still loved him and he loved me back.
I fly towards mine and Shrek's house with excitement. Today was the day. The day I popped the question. Will you marry me. I had always seen a future with Shrek. When I looked into his beautiful eyes I saw kids, a bigger house, and a sex dungeon for my husband. I would have given him anything. But not only was I going to ask him to marry me, but I was going to tell him I was pregnant.
I walk into mine and Shrek's house only to hear the sound of Viking metal. 'If I yell his name he obviously won't hear me' I thought as I flew towards our bedroom. I fly through the keyhole, only to see some guy with MY boyfriend.
"WHAT R U DOIN IN MAH SWAMP!?" I yelled, channeling my inner Shrek. Shrek launched off of the man and turned off the Viking metal.
"It's not what is looks like!" Shrek cried. The man he was with looked at Shrek with confusion.
"I thought you didn't have a boyfriend" he muttered to Shrek in a Swedish accent.
"Shut ur fucin mouth scrub!" I yell at the meatball boy. Shrek looked at me offended and yelled.
"Don't you talk to Felix that way!". I was shocked. He had never yelled at me. Never. Shrek looked shocked at what he said.
"Barry I'm-" I cut Shrek off mid sentence.
"I want both of you out of my god damn house right now!" I yelled. Shrek looked at me with sadness in his eyes and headed off to pack his stuff. Once he had his stuff packed, Felix was long gone. I couldn't look at Shrek . He hurt me and I didn't think I could ever look at him the same way ever again. Suddenly, I heard Shrek say "I'm sorry" and with that he was gone. I haven't seen him since.  

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