Shrek POV
I look across the lunch area at him eating his lunch (a muffin and a bottle of bleach). He looks at me and I quickly look away. I have had the biggest crush on Calvin for years now and he hasn't even noticed me. He is the cancer to my cringe, The shoes to my keyboard and he doesn't even know it. I look back at him to see him laughing with his boyfriend Niall. God, I wish that was me holding his hand (nd scrwn hm hrd n da booty). My thoughts are suddenly interrupted by my friend Jake, poking my green nose.
"Dude, you gotta get over him!!!" Jake whispers. My other friend, George jumps out of his seat onto the table in front of me.
"GET OVER WHO!?" George snorts. I glance at Calvin.
"Calvin" jake giggles.
"No, Shrek needs to talk to him!" George growls.
"Hey, I need to go to the washroom" Jake whispers.
"I'll go with you" George squeaks. Then, they are off to the washroom. I then continue eyeing cal.
"WHAT THE HELL DO U THINK UR DOIN EYEING MY FRIEND'S BF?!" Some Russian pig yells. I get up out of my seat to face him.
"Roman, calm the heck down" I groan. By then, everyone in the food area was staring at us.
"WHY THE HELL SHOULD I CALM DOWN?!" Roman screeches, getting closer to me. He then pushes me back.
"Ur gonna regret that m8" I growl. Roman laughs at my attempt to look strong.
"What are u gonna do ogre boy? Tell a teacher?" Roman continues to laugh. I then throw Mountain Dew in his face and impale him with a Dorito. Roman falls to the ground, dead. I did warn him. I look towards Calvin to see him and his boyfriend arguing.
"THATS IT, WERE DONE" Calvin yells. He then starts walking towards me.
"I'm sorry for my Ex's behaviour" he says to me. "Nia- I mean pyro sent that Russian guy to beat you up" he continues. "Hey, I was wondering if u wanted to maybe see a movie or something" Calvin asked loudly. "Like a date?" I ask. "Yeah, I mean only if you want to". " cool I heard birdemic is playing" I growl sexily. We then teleport to the forest and French passively as ghost nfkrz watches and masticates at da sight.
Fin
