Legendary Superheroes | Pietro Maximoff|Tony Stark daughter| Discontinue

Extra: Shopping Madness

"Hurry up Thor just buy one flavor of Poptarts. My legs are starting to feel numb!" Jessica complains once again to her best friend, Thor, who was taking forever to find one flavor of Poptarts.

"You do not understand Lady Jessica, they are all so wonderful I just can't chose one, I want all."

Thor exclaims to the youngest Avenger. Jessica rolls her eyes in clear annoyance and picks a random Poptart box off the self, and shoves it in to his chest.

"This is the one you are getting. Now let's go fund Cap and my father. Knowing those two it'll end in a war."

Jessica walks way thinking Thor is following her but he stares teary eye at the box she chose for him. Jessica realizes that Thor was not behind her and looks for him seeing that he is still at the place they were at.

"Come on Thor, we got to go. Like now!" Jessica drags Thor out of the aisle to where Steve and Tony where.

"This is an out rage." Jessica and Thor heard Steve screech and then hears Tony trying to tell him to calm down.

"No Tony I will not calm down! This is an out rage! Who did this I shall make them pay." A red faced Steve yelled.

"Steve what the he*l man. Even the dead can hear you what's wrong?" Jessica ask her friend worriedly.

"The prices on the milk. 2 dollars and more! Why don't I just buy am entire fu*king cow then?" Steve yells sarcastically.

"What a wonderful idea Captain of America. I can go to Asgard and go get us one of my father's fattest and greatest cow. I will be right back Lady of the Canaries." Thor swings his hammer in the air ready to take off when Jessica stops him.

"Thor he's not serious he's just being sarcastic. No one, I mean no one, is going to bring a cow to MY tower."

"You mean MY tower mini me." Tony corrects her.

"Sure keep telling yourself that. Anyway Dad why didn't you calm ice block down, huh?"

Jessica puts her hands on her hips glaring at her father. Her father shifted a bit under her hard glare while Thor and Steve looks as it they say the greatest thing in the world. Some one who could make Tony Stark afraid.

"If you saw his face you wouldn't have said anything about it either. So....." Tony was cut off by a loud yell from one Jessica bestest friends.

"Hey Jessica!" Lele ran straight to her friend pulling her in to a bone crushing hug. Some times Jess wonders if she had any secret powers like strength for example.

"Hey Lele." Jess managers to git out as Thor looks at the little girl in shock. How could some one so little cause so much pain to Jessica in a single hug?

"Oh my gosh Peter and I haven't seen you in like forever!" When a man in a full red body suit comes out of now where with two samari swords strapped to his back which made the four heroes on high alert.

"Do you mean Peter Parker?" The man ask excitedly.

"Maybe, who are you?" Jessica mangers to get out of the hug and push Lele behind her and puts her hand protector on her gun as Thor, Steve, and Tony copy her fighting stance.

"My name is Deadpool and Peter Paker is my lost long lover. Can you kindly tell me where he is?"

The man who's name is "Deadpool" makes a dreamy girl stance as the heroes calm down a bit thinking this guy was just a crazed lunatic who need some serious help. Like more than Dr. Phil and Oprah help. 

"I didn't know Parker was gay he seemed so happy with Gwen." Jessica said but regretted as soon as the words came out of her mouth.

"Who the fu@k is Gwen! Parker is cheating on me now! That little mother fu@ker! I had been nothing but faithful to him even after the months we were apart! I hate him but I love him at the same time! Now little one tell me where is this "Gwen" how my lost long true lover has cheated on me with."