School

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Or if your a cool kid, SKOOL. Sick.

Lemme start again.

Oh shoot I gotta go to bed.... My dads coming in my room!!!!

~Le next day~

Lemme start AGAIN. Skool. It's a place full of a bunch of dick heads who constantly push you into the wall if you are a Year 7er like myself. Is Year 7er even a word? WELL NOW IT IS BISH!

Today, I was just minding my own business walking along when boom!

I GET INTO A STAMPEDE OF PEOPLE AND JUST MY LUCK!

I GET STRANGLED BY A BAG.

BY A BAG!!!

A BAG!!

My awesome friend was trying to 'help me' by pushing me forward which was Mekong (Autocorrect just corrected making to Mekong...) *making me get strangled even more by the bag. I eventually got out and heard a Yr 10 girl say *brumy accent* Yo you just strangled that year seven girl.

No offence to people who live in Butming (sigh) *Birmingham, I live near there so BISH!

Yea. I got strangled by a bag.

And schools boring AF when you have a crush on your 33 year old maths teacher. He is literally the only partly hot guy in my school. THERES 1200 PEOPLE IN IT TOO!!

Loljk.

Damn I forgot what I put last in my other rant...
Oh yea.

What am I doing with my life 2

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