I'm sorry (insert antagonist's name here).
Was that your head?
Look at that, my finger must have slipped
And the gun in my hand must have slipped
Towards your head.
Clean up on Aisle 5.
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My Father Always Told Me...
HumorFrom generation to generation, little boys and girls have come to sit on their fathers' laps and ask for worldly advice. To this pleading appeal, the father will reply, "Well, son (or daughter), my father always told me...", to be followed with a pi...
