Directioner

"Hayley, get table number 3!" Chelsey yells from the opposite side of the restraunt. "ok" i yell back. I go over and ask the same question to every customer i ever wait on. "yeah, can we get, uh, a......." he keeps talking and giving me a list of what he wants and i write it down. I've gotten so used to my job, that i don't even have to focus to write down an order from a huge Russian family. Russian families are so impatient. "Is that all for you guys today?" i ask. "uh, yeah" the girl next to him says. I've never understood Russian girls. The hot ones go for the ugliest guys possible. Her husband looks about twenty years older than her. At least she's happy though.

I take the order to the kitchen and have my lunch break while waiting for their food to be done.

Once their food's done, i carry out their huge tray of drinks with alcohol in them and huge wine glasses. Just as i'm about to set down my tray onto their table, i feel someone bump into me and i fall to the ground droping the tray of alcohol all over me. The man who ran into me just keeps walking. Thanks, dude.

I clean myself up with nobody's help nobody even offers. I hate my job. I go back into the kitchen and ask for another tray of the same drinks. In the meantime, i just give them their food. My hair is dripping with the stanch of vodka and...peach?

My boss comes up to me when i'm sitting on a stool trying despratly to dry out my hair. "Hayley, why don't you take the rest of the day off" he says generously. "no, i probably should just finish my shift" i say. "it wasn't a question, Haylay, go home" he says. He kind of scares me. He's funny though, sometimes, i can't tell if he's jokeing or not. "ok" i reply, grab my things and leave. I don't have a car so i walk home since my house isn't too far away. I live in a house with two room mates. As soon as i step in the door, i smell popcorn. "HAYLEY!" Alex yells. "hey" Sam says quite solomnly. Alex comes up to me and hugs me. After a few seconds, she pulls away from me. "have you been..." she begins smelling me. "drinking?" she asks. "no, some guy walked into  me when i had a few drinks on a tray at work" i explain. "oh, thank goodness!" she says and hugs me more. "why are you home so early?" Sam asks seeming almost mad at me. "My boss let me take the day off" i say.  "cool!" Alex yells and pulls me to the couch where her and Sam were siting. "you should go get us a movie" Sam says. "ok, what do you want?" i ask.

I end up driving all the way out to a Fredmeyer just to get a redbox. We all decided on three movies, the Life of Pi, Catching Fire, and The Lion King. You can already guess which one Sam picked. She picked Catching Fire. She's severly depressed. I decided that since i was already at FredMeyers, i would get snacks. I walked down the eisle and picked out a few boxes of cookies when i hear multiple guys behind me. I turn around and am dumbfounded to see who's standing infront of me. Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, and Harry Styles!!!

Ok, calm don, no need to freak out. I just keep looking at all of the sugary candies but nothing can keep me from thinking that one of my future husbands is standing right infront of me. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. ok. CALM. YO. TITTIES. GURL.

I pick up an almond Joy and a bunch of m and m's. "excuse me ma'am, could you help us find an 'Old Chicago' pizza place, we're looking for it." Louis says. Oh God, he's talking to me. I always thought that when i met One Direction i'd say  somthing stupid like, "I have a belly button" thankfully, i have self control. "um...you know, i don't live around here sorry" i say and keep walking. "I don't mean to sound creepy, but, where DO you live?" Louis asks. Wow that is creepy. "I live down in Beverton" i say. "oh, well, why did you come all the way down here then?" he asks trying despratly to strike a concersation with me. "to get a few movies" i say. "on a Monday?" he asks. "yeah, for me and my friends" i say. "OOOOH MOVIE NIGHT, CAN I COME?!?!" Niall yells from behind Louis. Harry hits him on the shoulder playfully and Niall punches Harry back starting a HUGE punching shoulders war between them.