One day a young 15 year old boy named Billy woke up to find himself laying in a gutter on the side of the road. In his hand he held a bottle of vodka wrapped in a brown plastic bag, he was a usual binge drinker. He had no idea where he was, lost and confused he checked his pockets for his phone, instead he pulled out a pack of cigarettes, a pistol with the written words "Kill all betrayers" written on the side in dodgey black marker, a pen, his wallet, a notepad and a ticket that read "One free skydiving lesson for you and a 4 friends" but he couldn't find his phone anywhere.
He shoved everything back in his pocket stopping at his wallet to check how much cash he had on him, finding a hundred dollar note and two twentys he dropped the vodk bottle next to him as he got up and walked to a nearby store to buy a new phone. As he was about to walk into All-Phones he saw his friend Callum.
"Hey!" Yelled Callum as he walked up to Billy "What are you doing?"
"Just going to buy a new phone, I kind of lost mine." replied Billy .
Callum pulled out Billy's phone from his pocket and handed it to him.
"Yeah I don't know what got into you last night but you threw your phone at me and yelled out "Go pikachu!" then ran away."
"Oh did I now?" Billy asked
"Yeah" Callum replied
"Well I got this Skydiving ticket thing for me and 4 friends, I don't know where I got it though, I'm gonna ask Max, Jai and Corey if they wanna come"
"Can I ?" Asked Callum
Billy shrugged.
"Yeah whatever but if you're not at mine before 5 tonight, you're not coming."
"Okay, well I gotta go now, seeya later." Callum said as he walked off.
"Alright see ya later" Billy replied as he was walking away. Billy looked down to check his phone which was held in his left hand, "Damin flat battery," he thought out loud to himself seeing that his phone wasn't turning on any time soon.
Later that night Callum showed up at Billy's house to see that Max, Corey and Jai were all there with Billy. As Callum walked up to Billy Jai had a dissapointed look on his face.
"Why is Callum coming?" He asked Billy
"I don't know." replied billy
We all got into Billy's car, I was sitting in the back with Jai, Max and Corey and Billy was sitting in the front. His mum Sally was driving.
"Hey Billy, let me see that ticket?" Callum asked Billy.
As he was looking at the ticket it was just about as accurate as Billy described except he forgot to mention that they had to share the skydiving plane with 5 other people.
"Who are the people we have to share the plane with?" Callum asked.
"What are you talking about?" Asked Billy "Gimme that!"
Billy read the ticket realising that Callum was right, they did have to share the plane with 5 other people.
"Oh I don't know" Said Billy.
"I know a guy who went skydiving once with his girlfriend, in mid air while they were dropping, his girlfriend sucked his knob dry." Callum told everyone.
Jai punched Callum in the gut.
"You say one more stupid thing at all, it'll be alot worse!" Jai told Callum.
"Why are you so annoying?" asked Max.
"Kick his d*ck in" Joked Sally .
"You better watch it you chubby handed c*nt" roared Corey.
