(Pokemon/Fakemon Novel)The Journey of Niloa

Uh! Simon! Why! (Vomit) Why! (Vomit)

    Oh! Hello! Welcome back! I know what are you wondering (sir, there's no picture, we definitely don't know what you're doing). 'Can you just stop it?', 'What?' Simon asked, 'Nothing!' I answered. Alright! Back to the story, so... you might wonder why we're traveling instead of talking to the Eevees. This is what happened...

(back to the time when we're talking to the Eevees)

'Oh sorry! Shadow Eevee' I said.

(skip)

'I mean, why not catch this shadow Eevee, that Eevee is already your Pokemon, so I guess you don't need to capture it.' I suggested

(skip)

Alright! Shadow Eevee is captured

(back to present)

So... Yeah! that's what happened (You suck at describe, Hector) Can you just stop it! Director, can I fire him, 'As long as you want to!' Alright! you are fired! (Fine, but I will warn you, I will come back one day, I WILL COME BACK ONE DAY...). Just go away. The narrator disappeared nowhere. O...K? So, where are we now? Ah-ha, 'I am so hungry, Simon, Can you cook? I asked Simon, 'Ok! but...' He answered. 'Great! Quick! Cook! Go!' I answered. I didn't finished listen to him and I should have listened to what he wanted to say because his cooking skill... Uh! Is HORRIBLY BAD!! I started to chased him around and when we stopped running because we're tired. I was shocked. I can't believe what I see, P.Sir.. is ... COOKING!? He's cooking potato meals by summoning the giant potatoes. And where the hell did the cooking hat come from? Whatever, P.Sir's meal is kind of good, at least is better than Simon's. Wait! WHAT ARE THOSE!? It's... oh, um..., uh..., it's..., uh... (Just say it!), wait, I thought you're fired. I looked around. Nobody is talking. Uh... creepy. Whatever, it's... Never mind. (f**k you). How can P.Sir cooked like that? 'Hey! How did P.Sir cooked such a good meal?' Simon asked. I shrugged at him. He shrugged at me too. I guess I will never think Potato is USELESS anymore, ha!

Such a Troll Part, eh?

But you haven't met the trolliest part yet, muahahahahaha, muahahahahaha!!