(Pokemon/Fakemon Novel)The Journey of Niloa

Pokemon Ranger & ... Eew, Archie!

AUTHOR'S NOTICE: Yes, I know it's been a  long time since I updated this book, it's all because of my editor, so blame it on her. Anyways, for compensation, I give you a 1000 word chapter! Yeahhhhhhhh!

(the editor punch the author) It was me who added 700 words to your lame 300 word chapter!

(the editor leave the room, author is still on the ground, fainted)

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"Um... h-hi? A-Are you gonna b-battle me? If you a-are, j-just know that I-I have powerful P-Pokémon and I'll... I'll..... I'VE GOT NOTHING OKAY, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"No, I feel it is unnecessary to do so, maybe sometime in the future. May I see your Pokémon?" she responded, sporting a kind smile. The Umbreon standing proudly beside her looked at me with half-lidded eyes, like it was laughing at me, I KNOW I'M STUPID SHUT UP! I shook my head of my crazy thoughts and proceeded to send out Victear while P.Sir hopped to stand in front of the girl. She looked over them both with a calculating eye, her gaze lingering on P.Sir a little longer than Victear.

"I've never seen such well trained and friendly Pokémon before, especially this one. In fact, I've never even encountered it, even though I am a... Pokémon Ranger."

I must have looked really confused, so she started to further explain what a Pokemon Ranger was.

"Pokémon Rangers are sorta like trainers, beginning as Student Rangers, and after graduation, they become Area Rangers. Pokémon Rangers known as Area Rangers primarily operate in places with a lot of nature. However, a rare promotion can be gained where they become Top Ranger, earning many new privileges. I myself, am a Top Ranger.

Pokémon Rangers use Capture Stylers to calm and control wild Pokémon to help them solve ecological problems, defeat criminals using Pokémon to commit crimes, and arrest Pokémon poachers, acting as a sort of cross between a police officer and park ranger.

Pokémon Rangers usually have only one Pokémon - known as their 'Partner', that is with them at all times, and has been trained to a high level. My partner would be Midnight here, I'm sure you'll both be aquatinted quickly."

I'm pretty sure I saw it poke it's tongue out. HOW DARE YOU, ARCEUS USE JUDGEMENT! Oh wait.... I don't have an Arceus. DANG IT! Looking back at the Umbreon, I realized two things. One, Me and Midnight are definitely not gonna be friends anytime soon, I know it. Two, Midnight has freaking BLUE rings and YELLOW eyes, WTF?! She started talking again so I let my thoughts drift to the back of my mind.

"Pokémon Rangers do not usually send Pokémon to battle each other directly, but generally use the Pokémon with them to power up the energies and extra settings on their Capture Stylers or to distract wild or enemy Pokémon with attacks that are not directly offensive. These powers are known as Poké Assist and are activated by having the Pokémon Ranger absorb a wild Pokémon's power into their Capture Styler, where upon their Styler gains extra abilities depending on the Pokémon's Type. It's sorta like the moves Assist and Hidden or Secret Power."

"....Wat?" I so very intelligently answered. She sighed and shook her head, Midnight still looks at me like it owns the world. I glared at it, it smirked back. "Oh, sorry. Umbreon's nature is sassy so he can be a handful at times."

At times? More like all the time.

"I'm on a Pokémon journey, do you want to join me?" I was crossing my fingers, hoping she would say yes.

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We set off after about 2 hours, tons of tears and a baked P.Sir. Don't ask me how that happened, I don't know either. Something about a shiny Butterfree that knew the move Overheat. Walking along the road of Route 2, I noticed that even though I met her a few hours ago, I still didn't know her name yet.

"What's your name?"

"Oh, I apologize for my inconsistency, my name is Nirvana... just Nirvana." she answered. I nodded and we headed towards the exit. Suddenly, two figures jumped out from behind a bush and crashed into me. For some reason, Nirvana was standing there laughing while Midnight just looked down at me as he silently copied his trainer.

"HEY! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME NIRVANA? I'M GETTING ATTACKED BY A VERY DANGEROUS BEING HERE! I MIGHT DIE!" I yelled. The two figures quickly hopped off of me and helped me up. It was then that I realized that the two figures were trainers, one was larger than the other.

"Sorry, we were chasing a shiny Butterfree.... WHERE DID IT GO!? DON'T TELL ME WE LOST IT AGAIN!!"

The two boys started to anime cry, suddenly appearing in a corner and started growing mushrooms. Nirvana recovered from laughing and recomposed herself, Midnight just sweat-dropped at their stupidity.

"Hello there, may we ask you just exactly what you were doing?"

Onyx met caramel as they finally realized what was happening around them, looking at each other and turning back. After some sort of silent communication involving hand signs, weird facial expressions and something about a 'sweeping Magikarp', I finally had enough and walked over to them, ending their communication... whatever that was.

"What are you doing?"

"HELLO THERE! My name is Archie and this is my friend Leo," The larger boy said, pointing to the smaller one when he said Leo.

"We're trainers on our journey, I was looking for a shiny Eevee when somebody dragged me to find a shiny Butterfree. I ALMOST HAD IT DUDE!" the boy named Leo exclaimed, glaring at Archie at the 'somebody'.

They both started arguing, a cloud of smoke forming as their fight continued. Fists were flying and there were Pokéballs everywhere- IS THAT A GIANT RADISH?!

"Terribly sorry for disrupting your conversation, but... would you mind travelling with us?" Nirvana quickly asked, afraid of starting another fight. We all turned to look at her like she had two heads. Shrugging they responded in unison.

"SURE!"

Well, they're certainly... eccentric.

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After that very weird encounter, we all set off again. It was getting dark, so we set up camp near a very conveniently placed arc shaped tree root. Nirvana went to do something, Midnight's with her, Leo's in another tent and I'm in my shared tent with Archie. Honestly, I should have done what Leo did and moved to another tent because this guy is really nosy. I was sleeping when suddenly Archie woke me up just to ask me a stupid question.

"So... Whaddya think about Nirvana?" And cue the suggestive face.

I looked at him in horror.

"Eeeeeeeew! Archie!" Now I see why Leo always stays in a different tent, who in the world could stand THIS for a week? That's it. I grabbed my sleeping bag and Mr. Radish, my stuff toy- I know I'm too old for a stuffed toy, DON'T JUDGE ME! -and stormed out of the shared tent to sleep somewhere else.

'Seriously what the heck is wrong with that guy? He's so nosy and annoying, why did we even agree to invite him on our adventure and-wait a minute...'

"I'M LOST!"

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Editor's Note:

Yes, Mr. Radish and the Giant Radish is based on the RADISH!! main character, (No-name-given-yet). All the characters in the chapter are based on real life people, meaning the personalities here are almost or exactly the same as the real person. The protagonist is based on the author, who is real sassy when it comes to things. He's also really bad at grammar, so that's why I'm editing for him. Pokémon Ranger info came from Bulbapedia. Anyways, see ya!