Trees = Enemy

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Guys...You know the only thing that can make Miyuki weak, dead-serious, and desperate during battles and or some other reason?

It's -

Miyuki: Me, Myself, and I~

No it's-

Miyuki: Once I was 7 years old~

No! But I do love that song, anyways-

Miyuki: If you feel your sinking, I will jump right over into cold, cold water for you~

Okay, turn that Karaoke machine off now!

*Everything goes silent*

Anyway, what I am trying to say is that Miyuki is very, very, very addicted to-

Miyuki: WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP ON OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP~

Oh no...The squiggly lines are appearing! NOOOO!!!

~

Miyuki POV

I was in the living room of Tazuna's house...It's really boring...

Suddenly, a big ol' pervert appeared in front of me!

"Miyuki-sama, would you like to join our training?" Kakashi said with a creepy smile hidden under his mask. What is he hiding?

"Wait. I thought you were passed out?" I asked, finally realizing that he is alive...

Kakashi sweatdropped ans said, "I woke up yesterday, while you were eating the cookies I suggested"

"Hmm..." I was now placing my forefinger and thumb under my chin, My eyes lit up and faced Kakashi again "Never heard of it" I said with a sweet closed-eye smile with pink flowers behind my back.

He anime fell..

I looked at him..

"Did you just die?" I asked in a sweet tone

"Maybe.." Kakashi lazily stood up and rubbed the back of his neck.

"Are you joining?" Kakashi tried again.

"Joining what?" I asked, confused

He anime fell.

"Training" He said, weakly

"Oh! Sure! I haven't trained since-" I held my fingers up

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9

10- Wait, why am I counting?

Uh...

Oh yeah! Counting how many cookies I had eaten

11

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14

15- Ok, that's not it..

16..

17...

18....

19.....

20......Oh!

"3 days ago" Was my answer.

'She just counted til 20' Kakashi sweatdropped, "Ok let's go"


Timeskip


We arrived, and I glared at the tree in front of me

"No."

"What are you talking about Yuki-chan?"

"Hehehe...Just Ignore her for now"

While they were discussing,

I on the other hand was making(Trying) rude comments to the tree

"You- You- You Majestic- Wait. No..."

"You- You- Oh, Forget it!"

"You think your all so high and mighty with that- that- Tall- No- Leafy- No Outstanding!- NO! AH!"

"She can't even insult someone even if it costs her life"  They all quietly muttered under there breathes

"I HEARD THAT~ 😄 😇 ❤❤❤💕💕💕💜💜💛💚💜💙💖" I said rather sweetly

Then they quickly scrambled and did training, while I, of course, was singing an awesome anime opening song in the background


Unravel - Tokyo Ghoul 


  Oshiete oshiete yo sono shikumi wo boku no naka ni dare ga iru no?
Kowareta kowareta yo kono sekai de kimi ga warau nanimo miezu ni



Kowareta boku nante sa iki wo tomete
Hodokenai mou hodokenai yo shinjitsu sae freeze
Kowaseru kowasenai kurueru kuruenai
Anata wo mitsukete



Yureta yuganda sekai ni dan dan boku wa sukitootte mienaku natte
Mitsukenaide boku no koto wo mitsumenaide
Dareka ga egaita sekai no naka de anata wo kizutsuketaku wa nai yo
Oboeteite boku no koto wo azayaka na mama



Mugen ni hirogaru kodoku ga karamaru mujaki ni waratta kioku ga sasatte

Ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai ugokenai yo



UNRAVELING THE WORLD!



Kawatte shimatta kaerarenakatta
Futatsu ga karamaru futari ga horobiru
Kowaseru kowasenai kurueru kuruenai
Anata wo kegasenai yo yureta



Yuganda sekai ni dan dan boku wa sukitootte mienaku natte
Mitsukenaide boku no koto wo mitsumenaide
Dareka ga shikunda kodoku na wana ni mirai ga hodokete shimau mae ni
Omoidashite boku no koto wo azayaka na mama



Wasurenaide wasurenaide wasurenaide wasurenaide



Kawatte shimatta koto ni paralyze
Kaerarenai koto darake no paradise
Oboeteite boku no koto wo



Oshiete oshiete boku no naka ni dare ga iru no?  

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3rd POV


"Kakashi-sensei! Why isn't Yuki-chan training?"

"Uhh..."

Kakashi gestured to the now burnt, dented, and now on the ground Miyuki, planting another tree, sulking..

"She's currently pre-occupied"

"I'm sorry tree...I didn't know you were tired, I didn't know that you were fragile, I'm sorry"

Was now the only things you could her say as squiggly lines were now blocking your vision...

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