1. "I'll have a 5 dollar footlong"
"Okay that will be $7.50"
..."Bitch what?
2. "What is the 8th letter in the alphabet?"
Normal People: "H"
Me: "Wait A, B, C, D, E, F, G..."
3. *Does 5 sit ups*
Me: "Share are my abs?"
4. I hate it when I'm trying to be serious but then I accidentaly smile.
5. Admit it, you've tried to valence the light switch right in the middle at least once in your life.
