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Palirans!

In my defense, I'm bored too easily. Also this is satire. Don't take anything at all seriously.

Regular Coran, Prime Coran, Teenage Coran, Child Coran, and Baby Coran all stood in the Altean ship, wondering how it got to this point.

"How did this even happen? I can't believe it's all of my past selves!" Coran cried, clearly unable to believe that all of his past selves were standing in front of him.

"Ugh you're so lame old man." Teenage Coran moaned, flipping his hair and buying a shirt from Hot Topic.

"We need to check the Rift Exit Positioning Monitor!" Child Coran suggested.

"We're not doing that scene anymore." Prime Coran corrected.

"Oh OK."

Baby Coran began crying and Prime Coran shushed him.

"It's OK general. It's OK sir."

"He's a baby!" Teenage Coran snapped. "Nobody understands me!" Hair flip.

"How dare you speak that way to the general!"

"I hate you! I hate everybody!" Hair flip, hot topic shirt. "Ugh this stupid phone doesn't even know my name! Ugh!"

"Shut the Quiznack up everyone! For some reason all of the Paladins were kidnapped by Zarkon, Lotor, Haggar, and our worst enemy, a razor! So we need to pilot the Lions and use them to save the day! Child Coran you take the red lion, Prime Coran you take green, Baby Coran gets yellow Teenager Coran gets blue and I'll form the head!"

"No way! I should be the leader! I'm way more better than you doofs!" Teenage Coran objected.

Prime Coran held up Baby Coran. "The general should be the head!"

"I wanna shoot the lasers!" Child Coran yelled.

"Everyone shut up! Go to the lions I assigned you! No objections!" Everyone shut up and the Corans got in position, they flew the lions out of the ship and deep into space. 

"Now form Voltron!" And they did.

But this Voltron had a giant orange mustache on its face.

Voltron sped through the cozmos until they reached Zarkon's secret evil base on Earth. But something was wrong, Earth had been eaten along with everyone else! All that was left was a giant evil Space Octopus!

"What the Quiznak is that?" Coran asked.

"It's... Keith." Prime Coran told him.

"Shoot it!" Child Coran commanded.

Baby Coran began to cry.

"How?" Hair flip. "Is he an." Hair flip. "Octopus?" Hot topic shirt. Teenage Coran asked.

Coran gasped. "When Keith was hit with Quintessense it must've hid inside of him until now! It broke free and turned him into an Octopus! Then he fused with Lotor, Zarkon, Haggar, and the evil Razor to become ultra powerful! Now it's up to us to stop him from destroying everything!"

The worst part was in each of the Octopus's tentacles was a razor.

"Here we go team! The fight of our lives! Everything has been building up to this! I just want you all to know that I love you all! Now let's finish this!"