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Sorry it took me soo long to update!
Just not in the swing of things at the moment I guess;)
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I'm afraid that there won't be a link to this book, because firstly...that kind of defeats the whole point of this being a 'nameless book' and secondly, I think that this book is just not worth you awesome peoples time:P
So, I thought, why not give teen-fiction a go (as I am a teenager *Doh*), i thought, lets go for the MAJORLY OVER RATED BOOKS. Yeah, well...at the time, I didn't actually think that they were overrated but hey! Thats life for ya:P
This section is probably the worst for what I'm gonna call 'the cliche disease'...if you go to a section like fantasy, I have yet to find a book that is so completely cliche (that refuses to believe it)...of course, there are cliche ones n there...somewhere:P But I tend not to find them so much on the hot list.
Ok yeah, there is the 'I'm a princess and I don't want to marry a prince...I know! I'll run away!' books of course, but they do actually have content, and they do put their own twists and time zones to it...but no, teen-fiction has a completely different approach.
'I'm going to write a teen-fiction book about a girl who is really ugly, and not particularly great at anything...especially maths, and they get invited to a party for the first time in their entire life...and it's gonna have the same characters (just with slightly different names) as all the other books and the storyline is gonna be exactly the same, and you know why I'm gonna do this? Cause it gets me on the hotlist'
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Back to what I was saying before I interrupted myself (I'm good at doing that by the way :D)...
So I was scrolling down, and I saw this *nameless book*, and I thought..."Ooooh! That looks interesting".
Oh dear, the mistakes you make Dorothy.
The first chapter was an authors note or something like that, and it seemed very serious, saying that you shouldn't judge someone just because they write cliche books.
Thats fair enough.
Have you ever heard the phrase: "Never judge a book by its cover'...well how ironic that this actually is a book:P But anyway, I really had to agree with this author on that, I've read loads of cliche books out of wattpad that I just simply couldn't put down, they were just totally amazingly awesome!
The thing is, this person, though they said how amazing their book was (even though it was cliche)...it just wasn't.
What an anticlimax:P
I read the first couple of chapters, was comletely underwhelmed, and just took it S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T off my reading list.
I'll give you an insight as to 'how cliche books can be good' (well...that person obviously didn't mean this one:P)
I ate a cupcake and it tasted nice, then I went ack down stairs because I was still hungry, and had some toast.
NOTE: this isnt actually a quote from the book, it's just an insight as to what it was like:P
First of all, I don't know about you guys...but I like to actually know in more deatail than "it tasted nice"...if that was a literature exam...all I can say is, oh dear.
What did it taste like? Was the texture rough? Smooth? Was it a banana cupcake? Was it strawberry? Was it bursting with flavour? Or was it mank?
These are just general guidlines...but seriously guys, if you're thinking about publishing your book for about a million other eyes to see...please tell me you're gonna actually try?????
The gramma was bad. The punctuation was bad. The language was bad. The WHOLE FLIPPING STORY was bad.
I have no words to say but...
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
On every bloody page, all I could read was...BAD.
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So, what was this story about (apart from telling us all how it was going to be one of those good cliche books)?????
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Am I allowed to say that I don't really know?
Well that would be a lie, the book tells you as much as the title does. If you have read those 'X' number of words in the title...then you would have effectively read the entire book.
The majority of it was blabbing about this girls life, and how she was soooo popular, and she had everything, and the boys were kissing her feet...sorry, but do you mind if I puke?
I don't give a sh*t to be honest about this 'perfect' girls life, and how she only has one problem...guess what it's to do with?
A guy...wow...that was surprising!
i mean, it's twilight all over again.
DON'T HATE ME...i know most of you are probably obsessed with twilight, but what happens in it really?
A girl with no facial expressions (well...you have 1 Kirsten Stewart) falls in love...err, what else happens?
Not much.
Oh yeah! It's got a couple of vampires and werewolves in it...like basically every other teen fiction book.
If this is really what the book community has come to...then I'm not sure I want to be on wattpad anymore.
Ok, yeah, I do like the occasional werewolf story cause some of them are amazing!
But on the otherhand, some are not.
And if you are effectively reading the same one in a different skin again...and again...and again, then whats the point?
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Well I think thats all for now!
Next chapter: Complimenting time!!!:P
lol;)
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Bye for now...
Doffy
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