Well have you notice I titled this story Names? Well that's because today I found out that humans have names! I feel like such a bad owner because I should have know that my pet humans had names!😿
But in my defense since they worship me so much that my name is on this metal thing around my neck I just assumed that they either didn't have names or didn't care to tell me. 😾 Which means there the ones to blame .Stupid cow flesh loving humans. And if your wondering they do love cow flesh. In fact they love it so much they brought a cow home! You see my humans and I live on this place they call a farm. Where they trap and feed animals and then they kill them. Pigs, cows, and you won't believe what they do with the sheep! They shave them off and take there fur into the only place I can't go in. The mysterious red barn, and do you want to know what I think? I think they take them ( the fur) and sell them to ALIENS!👽 Yep that's right ALIENS. I see these lights in the sky moving! So you can't tell me that there stars. Oh I forgot to tell you the humans names huh? Well the boss of the house is a female human with orange fur( or hair for humans) and her name is Linda. 👱 Then the second in command is a male human with brown hair ( I'll just say hair so I don't confuse you other humans) named Jack👨 Then their only child is a little human who wears this protective piece of clothing on his head all the time is named James👦 As you can tell I smartly used the little faces my human told me about to help you picture my human pets. Well that's it for now. I have to take my can't nap now so ttyl humans.👦👨👱
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PoetryThis is so people will know me the real me. I want to write about everything in the form of poems, songs, and with short stories This is me.