dumb dumb [ osh ]

you

IRENE
bitch guess who's birthday it is

IRENE
yours apparently, smh

IRENE
so like now we're super old let's go get drunk

IRENE
on like, pepsi

IRENE
nah jk fam

IRENE
mailed a gift to you btw bcs someone moved without telling

SEHUN
...

SEHUN
thanks i guess

IRENE
i bet im the first person

IRENE
i mean 00;10 is damn early

SEHUN
yeah

IRENE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT 00:10

IRENE
YOU HAVE SCHOOL YOU BALCONY

SEHUN
you're not my mom

IRENE
fine

IRENE
did your friends wish you yet?

SEHUN
o

ne has

IRENE
who?

IRENE
what are you guys doing at 00:00. go to sleep

SEHUN
namjoon

SEHUN
jongin sleeps at 9

SEHUN
hoseok just readzones us

IRENE
readzone him on his birthday

SEHUN
uh sure

SEHUN
something youd do, not me, cus youre cruel

SEHUN
dont be a bad influence :(

IRENE
hey i was jk lol

SEHUN
oh

SEHUN
im dumb

IRENE
have you found a girl you like yet?

IRENE
someone just transferred to my class from a different class. his name is chanyeol

IRENE
ngl, he seems pretty effing lit