Animaniacs Return

Chapter 23: Finally Understand

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Animaniac Returns

Chapter 23: Finally Understand

Back in Burbank the next day...

"Look at that Be-autiful sky!" Wakko grinned as he felt the California sunshine on him.

Yakko smiled at Aroma. "Okay, so I can't exactly keep my whole word now." He held up that days' newspaper. It had a statement in big white letters noting the marriage, on the front page, with everyone's picture. "I can still take care of Renraw though and I'll get you back with your doggie."

"Renraw is going to kill me," Aroma insisted, "I'm dead."

"Nonsense." Yakko sighed and rolled his eyes. "Alright sib, follow me. We've got to figure out what's going on around here."

"Your first stop is Renraw," Iridescent insisted.

"Yeah, okay." Wakko groaned. "We're going, we're going. Let's take care of Renraw or I'll never hear the end of it from Iri, Yakko."

Yakko nodded. "Fine. Alright new wifeys, wait here."

"Please don't call us that," Aroma and Iri said simultaneously.

Yakko and Wakko ignored the statement as they headed to the tower.

"You know, I know everything still points to Ren," Wakko commented to Yakko. "It's just that, well, when we lived with him-"

"Seemed like a different toon, I know. I didn't sense much about him either back then." Yakko replied. "It shouldn't be too hard to get him off Aroma's case. He's just using scare tactics. She's jumpy." He started to climb the tower and opened the door. "Hey Ren, we need to talk!"

Ren stood, stoic in the center of the tower, with his arms crossed. He glared at the intruders. "Yakko Warner."

"Actually it's Therapy now." Yakko smiled. "Eh, it's to get us out, but that's none of your concern. I'm here to tell you that Aroma doesn't like you and wants to go back to her doggie friend."

"You." Ren glared at Yakko even harder. "Have the gall to come to my tower, after marrying my Aroma, tell me she doesn't want me, and she's going to go back to her dog?"

"Yeah." Yakko said bluntly. "Stop the scare tactics, I know the girl is easy to manipulate, but knock it off."

"You're just making the situation look bad," Wakko added. "Why force her to date you if she's scared of you? That's no fun."

"Yeah, go out and find someone else," Yakko insisted. "Go bribe someone, or blackmail's really good at getting dates."

Ren just glared at the both of them for awhile. We're they really...that...stupid? "Sure." He smiled. "Why not? Maybe finding a girlfriend who can stand me would be a better idea, but I'm just not good at it. Scaring them is the only way I have ever been able to get a date." He chuckled.

"You need more confidence in yourself." Wakko smiled. "Have you tried online?"

"Yeah, but I really sucked at it." Ren laughed. "Maybe I should give it another try. Are you sure you won't let me just scare her anymore?"

"No can do, I kinda promised she wouldn't have to deal with you anymore so she'd marry me." Yakko commented. 

"Okay." Ren sighed. "Fine, I'll leave her alone."

"Good, come on Wakko." Yakko turned around and started to head out the tower.

And missed being shot at by millimeters.