January 1st 2021
"Bobbbbbb! Come hereeeeee." i screamed across the 'playground'. Bob walks 'as fast as he can' to me. It felt like ages waiting for him. But of course Wade was there with him, like he could've been pushing Bob to me. Instead he walked SLOWER than Bob.
"HEY MARK!" Wade had never called me Mark before. He only called me Bitch, Markifart, or something really stupid. "Wade no. I'm the king of squirrels."
"Well sooooorrrrry Mr. King Of The Squirrels" He has no idea what he's gotten himself into. "HEY WADEYPOO!" This was what his mother and father called him on the first day of school (preschool). He hated it, and thats why I did it, I knew he hated that name. "Mark you know I don't like that name..."
"Well soooooorrrrrry Mr. Whiney Pants." Jesus Wade. You need to calm your tits. "Wade just calm your fake ass tits down." Bob, Me and even Wade started laughing, that was my first good joke. "Ok that was a fucking good one." Yes Wade, yes it was.
End of the school day
My bright red car is parked in the student area, but beside it was usually Wade's or Bob's car. Neither one of theirs were there. Beside my car was a slightly neon green car. Inside was a man with bright green hair, gauges, jeans, and a fairly dark blue sweater on. I got a good glance at him while he was looking elsewhere and damn was he hot. And he looked pretty nice.
-From Me-
I dont actually know if this was short or not, im just trying to get to the good part. I have everything planned out, so lets hope we get there soon c:
