A/N: If anyone is interested in making a cover let me know. I'm not good at making them so it would help. Also, I'm not writing the answers until the very end. Also, I dedicate this chapter to Tess my bff for helping me buy Plinkin and with the jokes.
1: What do you call a pig poet?
2: What President was a pig?
3: What do you call a pig's money?
4: What do you call a pig with money?
5: What do you call a pig that is full?
6: What do you call someone who steals pigs?
7: Why shouldn't you tell a pig a secret?
8: What do you call a pig in the ground?
9: Why shouldn't you share a bed with a pig?
10: What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
11: What do you call a pig with skin problems?
12: What do you call it when a pig uses karate?
13: How do you get a pig to the hospital?
14: What did one pig say to the other?
15: What do you put in a pig who hurt himself?
16: Where do pigs park their cars?
17: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
18: I entered my pig into a race, but he pulled a ham string.
19: What do you call a smart pig?
20: What happens when pigs learn to fly?
Answers:
1: Alexander Hammyton
2: President Abra-ham Lincoln
3: Bacon
4: A piggy bank
5: A stuffed animal
6: A ham- burglar
7: It might squeel
8: A ground job
9: It might hog the covers
10: A hog-wash
11: A wart-hog
12: A pork chop
13: A ham-bulance
14: Let's be pen pals
15: Oink-ment
16: A porking lot
17:Jurassic Pork
19: Ein-swine
20: The price of bacon skyrockets
