Pewds: "JAVLAHELVETTE!! Phuckin BARRELS!!"
Cry: "But I got it for our anniversary!"
Pewds: "Barrels are evil Cry....You don't want to know what they did to me last night..
Oh GAUD " (sob sob quack sob)
Cry: ....? (with thumb and index finger makes a circle and inserts other index finger in, creepily smiles and takes out what looks like a barrel with a huge p*nis)
Pewds: (looks up, face slowly turning horrified, brings out Stephano) STEPHANO HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!! (girlish scream)
Cry: Barrel! Use Rape!
Pewds: No!!!
Barrel: OH YES!!!
Stephano: (in the air with a dynamite flying towards Barrel's p*nis) Never forget me pewds! I SHALL PROTECT THEE!!!
*BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.
Cry: (face on Pewd's crotch, wakes up groaning) Period ..on my face...
Pewds: (wakes up) Mmm...Cry..what chu doin' there.
Cry: (faints)
Pewds: Cry....Cry...hey Cry....Cry?
*Silence
Pewds: Well...(gets up) Like papa Pewds always said..."Don't ever rape a duck."
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Pewds + Cry
FanfictionA Fanfic by SI. The suspenseful secret relationship between Cry and Pewdiepie.
