Edgar: Hey Maya.
Maya: Hey you, bothered Pewds lately?
Edgar: Hm nah not really. But check it out he's playing Dark Souls right now and I feel so sorry for him. Look!
Pewds: ( Speaking in the worst Swedish profanity in nearby room)
Maya: (pugchuckle) I got an idea.
Edgar: Poop on the floor while he's playing?
Maya: You got a big butt to use. Go sit on his PS3!
Edgar: Oh I thought you were gonna tell me to twerk on his leg...but WOOHOO!!! We're the best pugs ever! (runs off)
Maya: Heheheh, sucker.
*1 Minute Later.
Pewds: EDGAR! EDGAAAAAAAAAAR! What are you DOING? OH IT'S NOT LIKE I'M DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT ON MY PS3!
Maya: Gahahahaha!
Edgar: I'm gonna tell on Marzie!
Maya: Make sure to go at the RIGHT time. Last time you went...you saw Felix and Cry uhm...you know.
Edgar: DON'T REMIND ME.
Maya: I do say they look cute together. Even with that expressionless face.
Edgar: I will fart on your face if you don't stop.
Maya: Well you told me about it. You should've seen your fa-!
Edgar: (butt pushed towards Maya's face)
*BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.
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Pewds + Cry
FanfictionA Fanfic by SI. The suspenseful secret relationship between Cry and Pewdiepie.