Undercover: Maya & Edgar

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Edgar: Hey Maya.

Maya: Hey you, bothered Pewds lately?

Edgar: Hm nah not really. But check it out he's playing Dark Souls right now and I feel so sorry for him. Look!

Pewds: ( Speaking in the worst Swedish profanity in nearby room)

Maya: (pugchuckle) I got an idea.

Edgar: Poop on the floor while he's playing?

Maya: You got a big butt to use. Go sit on his PS3!

Edgar: Oh I thought you were gonna tell me to twerk on his leg...but WOOHOO!!! We're the best pugs ever! (runs off)

Maya: Heheheh, sucker.

*1 Minute Later.

Pewds: EDGAR! EDGAAAAAAAAAAR! What are you DOING? OH IT'S NOT LIKE I'M DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT ON MY PS3!

Maya: Gahahahaha!

Edgar: I'm gonna tell on Marzie!

Maya: Make sure to go at the RIGHT time. Last time you went...you saw Felix and Cry uhm...you know.

Edgar: DON'T REMIND ME.  

Maya: I do say they look cute together. Even with that expressionless face.

Edgar: I will fart on your face if you don't stop.

Maya: Well you told me about it. You should've seen your fa-!

Edgar: (butt pushed towards Maya's face)

*BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 01, 2013 ⏰

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