Why Twilight Sucks

Truly Does Suck?

"The author doesn't know vampires or romance, but she tried to write both. The plot is constructed solely to make the guy vampire seem hot to teenage girls. It's also dangerously close to trying to trying to instill family values, never a good idea in serious literature."- Yahoo Answers (Anonymous)

"If you have read any of the Twilight books, you will notice a large percentage of words un-recognisable without several Thesauri to hand. It seems Stephanie knew how terrible her work was, and attempted to redeem it by using as many big words as possible. Despite the fact that almost every one of these big words are used in the wrong context or even spelt incorrectly, she managed to get herself published after only 14 editors told her that Twilight was complete bull. This leads me to believe that her editors are either dyslexic children or mentally handicapped giraffes. The first 200 pages of the first book in the Twilight series are all about developing the characters. Normally, as long as you still have some sort of plot, this isn't too bad in the first book of a series. Sadly, the characters being -developed are shallow and predictable, so the "character development" is mostly going over what we already know; Bella is a clumsy attention whore with self-security problems and, as mentioned before, Edward is a 109 year-old pedophile who enjoys watching said clumsy attention whore sleep. I could give you many more points, and tell you some more how Edward is a 109 year-old pedophile who enjoys watching teenage girls sleep, but I think you've gotten it by now, being on the Meyer-hating internet as you are; Twilight truly does suck,"

This ^ is an article I found....here are some comments:

" Sad that this entire article is written better than the entire Twilight series."

"very nice and i couldn't agree more"

" Brilliant work. Bravo."

Yeah...that's all! I think I've found even more reasons, until then stay tuned!