I'm Amanda Delwig and I am here to warn you in advance. This story is not meant to offend and this is definitely not for the faint of heart. This is the brutal truth about high school and let me tell you it sucks (sometimes). So sorry to all those kids who think is high school is a magical place were everyone finds a place in the world and in the end protagonist gets the super hot jock with the great hair and becomes friends with their worst enemy the cliché over the top cheerleader (also with great hair) and everyone graduates high school, then college then the protagonist and the jock with great hair live happily ever after, or maybe you think it's going to about how the protagonist lusts after the jock with great hair to find out in the end that he is a jerk face and finds that true love is with their geeky companion (who would have soooo much better looking hair if he would just take off those stupid glasses). REALITY CHECK! PEOPLE STAY IN THEIR OWN CLICKS!! THE REPUATION YOU HAD WHEN YOU STEP THREW THOSE DOORS IS YOUR REPUATION FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!! Unless somehow you do something crazy (or you calm down a lot) to completely change who you are/ your rep. or you have a fairy miracle worker granting people better (or worse) reputations, but the chances of you actually having a fairy reputation worker is zero, so if you are looking to bad yourself up, honey, you better start wearing leather, because you are not getting a bad reputation.
Now before we officially start let me introduce my two best friends, First Jessica Mace, she is my sort of dumb-witted best friend. She likes unicorns and sunshine (and no not because she tries to act like a middle schooler who just found the internet and is totes random, turtle pancakes) she just really likes living things. She has devoted her hippie pansexual life, to peace and laughing.
On the other hand my other best friend, Zeke Alaphellow also enjoys joking around and laughing, but he is also very loud and opinionated, he actually starts to let his guard down and he listens more and argues less when you get to know him. Zeke has devoted his life as a gay teenager and I quote "live threw high school and tell about my journey as a gay teenager going threw the painful darkness that is high school." WELL GUESS WHAT ZEKE!?! I beat you to it. No I am not gay and I am not telling his personal story. I am telling our story, no not about being outcasts (in a kind-of-sort-of type way), but just telling our stories about our lives as.....Regular. High. School. Teenagers.
So please if you are younger (like middle school) may you get mentally prepared for high school. Those who are still in high school may you find this oddly....relatable. And if you have graduated may you laugh along with us and relive your days as a teenager because I grantee my way is the RIGHT (emphasizes on RIGHT) way on how to survive high school like a pro .
