Yellow Cars

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"I FUCKING LOVE YELLOW CARS."
"I FUCKING LOVE YELLOW BABIES."
"Ohhhhhhh like the Simpsons?" Julia gasps and Chester nods his head. "Y'know, being the lover of the dead is not a nice thing." Julia randomly said and Chelsea looks at her.
"How come?"
"Oh I think it's because of...necrophyliac? Necrophylia?" Mike said in thought and Julia nods. "I could probably get arrested." "But you're not doing the act." Chelsea points out.
"I know."
"So it's fine to love zombies."
"It's not."
"But it is."
"It's not."
"Yeah you cunt."
"No you bitch."
"OHHHHHHHH I SEE A YELLOW CAR!!"
"Ooooooo I wanna sit in it so I could be in a yellow world." Chelsea gasps and gives lovey eyes to the car.
They all climb in the car and Julia lays on Chelsea's lap.

"And it was all yellooooooooow." She sang in a deep voice and it made everyone burst into laughter.

"LET'S GO ROB A YELLOW BABY." Chester screamed in excitement and Chelsea and Mike's eyes widen.
"I want the candy."

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