Life As a [Linkin Park] Soldier.

Reasons Why You Should Date A [Linkin Park] Soldier:

[One]: We are awesome.

[Two]: We can defend ourselves in an argument.

[Three]: We believe in Bennoda. (Oh. Wait. That's bad.)

[Four]: We love unconditionally.

[Five]: Instead of Netflix and chill, we prefer Minutes To Midnight and food.

[Six]: Who can bring you food like this? (Step, step up. Step, step up)