The Pit Just Happened?: One-Shots

Transformers Gangnum

One shot from the story 'The Pit Just Happened?'

I was listening to Gangnum Style and working on The Pit Just Happened? when I thought of Sideswipe dancing to Psy... let's see how this works out...

I don't own transformers or Gangman Style, only Lily :(

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Transformers Gangnum

The day was bright and sunny day in Diego Garcia. Everyone (both Autobot and human) was going about their usual business. I was in the med' bay sitting on Ratchet's shoulder while he taught me about the cybertronian anatomy. (His helper being Skids and his brother, Mudflap. Who stupidly fragged of Ironhide.) As Ratchet put them back together, he taught me his mighty ways in being the Autobot's medic.

As Ratchet finished putting the minor Chevy twins back together, a song started blaring from the overhead speakers. I looked and smiled, naming the song in less than a second.

Gangnum Style.

I looked over to the confused Ratchet. I put a hand on his head and leaned while pointing at the door. "To the main hanger Ratchet!" I said, wanting to see what was happening in the main hanger. Ratchet grunted but complied.

When we got there, it was a sight to behold. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were both dancing and singing to the song.

"...shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja. Gu ron ban jon i nun yo ja. Na nun sa na ye. Na je nun no man kum ta sa ro un gu ron sa na ye. Ko pi shik gi do jo. ne one shot te ri nun sa na ye. Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi to jyo bo ri nun sa na ye. Gu ron sa na ye. A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo. Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey. A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo. Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey. Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka.." They both sang perfectly at the same time.

I started laughing as I saw them and all the looks they were getting. I laughed even harder as Prowl glitched when the two started singing and dancing to the coarse. I was laughing so hard that I nearly fell off of Ratchet's shoulder and was forced to put me on the ground. When he did, I ran over to join Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

"...Oppan Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style. Eh~ Sexy lady. Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style. Eh~ Sexy lady. Op op op op. Eh eh eh eh eh eh.

"Jong su ke bo wi ji man nol ten no nun yo ja. I te da shi pu myon mu ko ton mo ri pu nun yo ja. Ga ryot ji man wen man han no chul boda ya han yo ja. Gu ron gam gak jo gin yo ja." -Sideswipe slide under Sunstreaker- "Na nun sa na ye. Jom ja na bo wi ji man nol ten no nun sa na ye. Te ga dwe myon wan jon mi cho bo ri nun sa na ye. Gun yuk bo da sa sa ngi ul tung bul tu ngan sa na ye. Gu ron sa na ye." I doubled over and clutched my stomach as I laughed at Sunstreaker hip thrusting over Sideswipe. When that part of the song was over, Sideswipe rolled away and they started dancing to the next part.

"A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo. Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey. A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo. Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey. Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka." -At this point, everyone who knew the song was dancing along. (Hey it kinda rhymed there).- "Oppan Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style. Eh~ Sexy lady. Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style. Eh~ Sexy lady. Op op op op. Eh eh eh eh eh eh.

"Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom. Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom. Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom. Baby baby na nun mol jom a nun nom.
You know what I'm saying." -As we launched into the final coarse, all the humans started dancing while all the Autobots were still looking on in confusion.- "Oppan Gangnam Style. Eh eh eh eh eh eh. Eh~ Sexy lady. Op op op op oppan Gangnam Style. Eh~ Sexy lady. Op op op op. Eh eh eh eh eh eh... Oppan Gangnam Style!" We (the humans and Sunny and Sides) all struck the ending pose as the song ended.

Before anyone could do anything, Sideswipe bent over and scooped me up and both he and his brother started running out of the hanger, cackling. As we left, I could hear everyone clapping. (Well the humans anyways, the Autobots were still looking confused.) The entire time I was in Sideswipe's hand, I was literally ROFLing (actually, it's more of like ROHLing. Rolling On Hand Laughing.)

I started calming down and looked at the Lambo brothers. I started to speak, but instead I burst into more laughter.

And to think. I only showed them the song yesterday.

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Well, there you have it. Sides and Sunny were dancing to Gangnam Style XD

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it :)

Lyrics from lyricsfreak . com

English translation

A girl who is warm and humanle during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist

I'm a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensable girl like that

I'm a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I'm a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I'm a man who knows a thing or two

You know what I'm saying
Oppa is Gangnam style

Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

English lyrics from kpoplyrics . com

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