The Pit Just Happened?: One-Shots

Sugar Rush

Sugar Rush

"Killer Cow Moo!"

"What?"

"Killer Cow Moo. It's what I call cows."

Sunstreaker shook his head and focused back on the road.

"I wonder what it's like to be a fish..." Lily spaced off imagining being a fish. She snapped out of her daydreaming and looked over to Sunstreaker, where he was driving his B-E-A-utiful yellow Lamborghini. "Do you know what it's like to be a fish?"

"Can't say as I do."

"It must be awesome!" She stuck her hands on her face and started moving them as if they were fish gills. "Glub glub. Glub glu- Ooh! I love this song!" Lily reached over and cranked up the stereo as 'Eye of The Tiger' started playing. Lily started air guitaring, screeching the song at the top of her lungs, "IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER, IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT! RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL! AND THE LAST KNOWN SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY IN THE NIGHT AND HE'S WATCHING US ALL WITH THE EYYYYYYYE OF THE TIGER!"

Sunstreaker sighed though his vents. He was in for a loooong ride. He inwardly smirked as Lily continued to sing offkey. If he had to suffer, he might as well make everyone else suffer too. He switched on his internal comms to everyone who was with him and the human so now everyone could hear what was happening in his interior. After a little bit, everyone told him to turn it off except for his twin, who was enjoying listening to his new charge.

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Later that night at the hotel they stopped at, everyone was in the room Lily had to stay in to talk about what to do when they got to base. They all heard a groan behind them and turned to see Lily get off the bed and walk over to the table and sit in an empty chair. As soon as she sat down, everyone noticed the glassy look in her eyes so Sunstreaker concluded that she was, as humans would say, 'sleepwalking'.

She swayed in her chair a bit as she started speaking. "I once was an elf named Fred. Everyone thought I was dead. Then I came back to life and killed everyone with a knife." With that, she fell forward and slammed her head into the table. A few seconds later, all they could hear was faint snores.

Everyone all stared at her for a second. Prowl glitched and his holoform disappeared and everyone except Optimus Prime burst out laughing. Optimus only chuckled.

"Holy fragging Primus! She made Prowl glitch!" Sideswipe laughed.

Sunstreaker stared at his new charge with amusement. Not even with them for a week and she already made Prowl glitch.

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I know. It's short. But I couldn't think of anything else to put in it. :P

If anyone has any ideas for one-shots, I'll be happy to listen. Just PM me or leave a review :)

Thanks and please R&R. Any flames will be handled by Wheeljack.