Oh my...

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So this is from when DJElric  and I thought it was a good idea to write fanfic with mature language in the middle of class...



Is it bad I want to get blackmail on everyone in the school? Is that a normal dream for a 12 year old?

....That's what you are worried about.... You are obsessing over a motherfucking THONG GOD DAMMIT!!!

I WANT THE GOD DAMN THONG GIVE ME A BREAK

YOU ARE A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD!!!! GIVE UP!!

AND I'M BLACKMAILING PEOPLE!!

NOT ONLY ARE YOU 12 BUT YOUR MOTHER IS YOUR MOTHER AND TONY IS YOUR FATHER!!! ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!

So, how are we going to use the picture? The possibilities are endless

... NO!! GOD DAMMIT!!! I WISH I COULD FUCKING TYPE!!!!!!

So, we keep ahold of the picture until we need it?

NOOOOOOO!!!! WE BURN THE DAMN THING!!!!!

WHY WOULD YOU BURN MY PHONE?!? AND MY BLACKMAIL?!? Im a middle school hitman... DREAM COME TRUE

God dammit Deej! Fuck you! -__- *squints*

*smiles sweetly* I'm going to show all your secrets to the world, unless you pay my client what you owe, da? 

GOD DAMN YOU!!!!

IM MIDDLE SCHOOL FEM RUSSIA!

Gat Damn

I NEVER HAD A DREAM COME TRUE, TILL THE DAY THAT I FOUND YOU!

....*chuckles* Heh heh heh hahahahahah!!!

*dances like a bad bitch*

SURPRISE BITCH!!!

Stop and stare I think I'm moving, but I go nowhere Yeah, I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be

Ireland: Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're here not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can you see what I see

They're tryin' to come back, all my senses push Untie the weight tags I never thought I could Steady feet don't fail me now, I'm gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out, and I'm standing down. Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere

Yeah, I know that everyone get scared But I've become what I can't be Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're here not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, you don't need Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah, I know that everyone get scared But I've become what I can't be Oh, do you see what I see.

Wyatt just did the smoke weed everyday dance when I started dancing. So I said, SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

I laughed and Devon STOPPED AND STARED at meh....

So did wyatt, but since hes not a twat he danced too.

FINDERS KEEPERS LOSERS WEEPERS!!! Welcome to the end of eras ice is melted back to life done my time and served my sentence dress me up and watch me die

If it feels good tastes good it muuuuust be mine

Not today satan. Not today.

And if you don't know now you know... IM TAKIN BACK THE CROOOOWN IM ALL DRESSED UP AND NAKEDNESSES QUEEN  I SEE WHAT'S MINE AND TAKE IT WOOOOOOOAAAAH YEEEEAAAAH THE CROOOOOWN SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT I

Satan what did I just tell you?

SEE WHAT'S MINE AND TAKE IT!

SATAN I SAID I SAID NO! MY EX IS MY BUTTCHEEK

Prussia: *flies back* I'm back bitches. Why does it look like Germany has dandruff?

Ireland: HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!!!*hovers in air*

Italy: MY PEOPLE NEED ME! *flies into moon*

Heheheheheheheheheh.......

Everyone:Stop and stare I think I'm moving, but I go nowhere Yeah, I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be

Ireland: Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're here not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can you see what I see

They're tryin' to come back, all my senses push Untie the weight tags I never thought I could Steady feet don't fail me now, I'm gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out, and I'm standing down. Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah, I know that everyone get scared But I've become what I can't be Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're here not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, you don't need Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah, I know that everyone get scared But I've become what I can't be Oh, do you see what I see. SPAIN WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And then our teacher caught us and we got detention....

R.I.P. DJ and Danni....

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