Aries: "I crashed my motorbike."
Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road"
Gemini: "I'm here with my friend."
Cancer: "I was cooking soup for my boyfriend/girlfriend, and I spilled it all over me, now I've got third degree burns."
Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit the brick wall."
Virgo: "Um, I work here?"
Libra: "I had a panic attack."
Scorpio: "Someone pushed me down the stairs."
Sagittarius: "This old lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, so I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe."
Capricorn: "I was working really late five nights in a row, and got sleep depivation, then I passed out."
Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I founded myself in Narnia!"
Pisces: "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall, then got a concussion."
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