Aries: *Makes Mac&Cheese* *burns it and maybe also the house*
Taurus: Can't stop swearing in front of kids
Gemini: Will not let their kids quit sports because their "Part of a team"
Cancer: The parent everyone loves, always has kid's friend(s) around
Leo: "Honey!! Where are my keys!? I forgot the kids at the mall!! Again!!"
Virgo: The parent that physically forces their children to do homework
Libra: "Kenny, stop Fucking around and leave me alone, I'm tired"
Scorpio: The parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies, give their kids money
Sagittarius: They go to yoga everyday and annoys their children with facts and quotes
Capricorn: *Kids gets a B in their test* "Lololol loser!!!! I could of done much better! Suck it!"
Aquarius: Has a house with a pool, never uses it
Pisces: "You can smoke.... You can drink... You can have sex" "Oh and be safe!"
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