Athena's diary of random 'shiat'

Dear diary 3

Ok, hi. Why? Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. 

Wth was I doing?! Anyway, hi. Today the gods were supposed to play this random game of truth or dare. Then we changed it to dare or dare. It went like this:

Zeus: ok hi. We are going to play dare or dare.

Hera: ok. Who is starting?

Poseidon: me! Me! Me! Me!

Me: ~sighs~ whatever, barnacle beard.

Poseidon: yay. Athena, I dare you to...

Argh. He had to do that to me.

Poseidon: Act like me for one hour...

Oh sh*t. Why?! I sighed and changed into a girl version of Poseidon( except the sitting posture, of course. He was sloppy in sitting... Is that even possible?)

Me: ok. Zeus, I dare you to scream, I just dated a mortal in front of Hera...

Zeus: Hera, I dated a hot mortal girl...

Hera: wth.

Zeus: it happened to be you. You were so hooooootttttt!!

Me: ...

Poseidon: ... 

Me: ... 

Me: ok.

And that happened for a century.

And the punishment is( Zeus only): tell Hera he dated another girl and then tell her to rip him from limb to limb.

Lol, 

Athena